i'm an asshole

[datasuspect]

but a good natured one. i think that's my saving grace. i don't think it is very nice to be vicious to people by default. sometimes people can earn the privilege to be treated meanly, but even then it is a fine line. actually, i don't have any room in my soul for hatred.

for now i am a child of the light and am awash in spiritual creaminess.

sheeit, i even like my enemies.

yodee yoh hoo.




still, if you disagree with my positions or my acolytes, you must obviously be a troll.

[underpants]

1. This is news?

:hide::woohoo: :evilgrin::bounce:

[datasuspect]

2. just confirmation

just in case anyone had any lingering doubts.

[asthmaticeog]

3. This would be a prime opportunity

for ALL of the Lounge's self-identified assholes to post "i'm an asshole" OPs, in an "I'm Spartacus" kinda show of solidarity. But as assholism tends to preclude solidarity, this is unlikely to come to pass. :cry:

[datasuspect]

9. oddly, many assholes are deluded as to their status

they don't even know they are assholes. a great many think they and their ilk are the greatest morally superior people that grace our planet.

[asthmaticeog]

13. You got THAT right, sir.

:thumbsup:

[GirlinContempt]

12. You first

:D

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. Well, that's the way to start my day....

:rofl:

[datasuspect]

7. good morning great aunt!

or is that aunt great?

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. You're my hero...

because you just gave me the words to describe myself...."a good natured asshole".

Maybe you are not such an asshole after all. :evilgrin: :toast:

[datasuspect]

6. hero?

i was hoping i could be more like a role model.

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. ok....role model it is. n/t

[PeaceNikki]

8. mmmmm spiritual creaminess

[datasuspect]

15. mmmmmm organized crime

[graywarrior]

11. Takes one to know one...I I know you're an a'hole....a really GOOD a'hole.

I admire your a'holeness.

[datasuspect]

14. i think i am smitten with you

your duck never fails to bring me great joy.

[graywarrior]

23. How could you not be?

:loveya: :rofl:

[datasuspect]

24. that picture you took of my dreamscape

sealed the deal.

alas, woe is me!

swoon.

[graywarrior]

25. Twin flames, foreva.

:toast:

[buddhamama]

16. i like your brand of assholery

and i must bow down to your spiritual creaminess.

i don't hate anyone but i don't like like everyone either.

some people are worthy of indifference.

[datasuspect]

18. everybody is worthy of the universal love of datasuspect

they know not what they do, it's like getting mad at a puppy for peeing on the rug.

[anarch]

17. perhaps we should start a DU group?

I have it on very good authority that I am also an asshole.

[datasuspect]

19. eschew authority

consider sources.

but it is a sound idea.

[Hugin]

20. So?

You want a frigging Medal or something?

[datasuspect]

21. i already got one

i was decorated because of wounds sustained while in the service of the 101st fighting keyboardists during the USENET wars of 94-98

[BarenakedLady]

22. Mmmmmm

spiritual creaminess



Agggggghhhh

[knitter4democracy]

26. Here ya go:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MNzZzsvOClc

Classic definition.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. kick

:kick:

(sorry otherwise my copycat makes no sense)

[I Have A Dream]

28. I want to be awash in spiritual creaminess!

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

29. you are a hoot and a half ...that is what you are -- which means

you must be an owl:silly:

[MAGICBULLET]

30. are you an asshole that wears a bluetooth too?

[datasuspect]

31. while i'm driving a hummer running over feral children on their way to olive garden

and baiting vegans by posting threads about the proper ways to butcher freshly killed animals

[idgiehkt]

32. I've never seen this

I've only seen straightforwardness from you, even in conflict. :hi:

[leftofthedial]

33. me too