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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 03:47 PM Original message |
Why can't I have super-human strength? |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
1. We had a secret vote, and narrowly decided against it. Sorry. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 03:51 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Is there an appeals process? |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 03:57 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. Yes, but it's a secret as well. |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 03:49 PM Response to Original message |
2. It's not all it's cracked up to be... |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
4. Because you're not from Krypton, have not been bitten by a radioactive spider or |
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MistressOverdone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
5. I'd settle for getting rid of the arthritis in my right ankle |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 03:58 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Yeah - my hip has been SCREAMING at me the past two days. |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 03:59 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. Hmmm having a talking hip is sort of like a super human ability, isn't it? nt |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 04:29 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. LOL |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
10. Must........resist......... |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 04:33 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Resistance is futile! |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 04:36 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Yes, and I am weak! |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
13. Because sometimes things just suck! |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 04:38 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Buzzkill! |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 08:28 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. Buzzkill This! |
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montanto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
15. because I have it and I don't share. Nah! |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 07:10 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. selfish brat! |
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The Inquisitive (480 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 09:42 PM Response to Original message |
18. Because... |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
19. Just don't wash for a few days |
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Adsos Letter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 10:57 PM Response to Original message |
20. I grant thee "superhuman strength"... |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 11:58 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. I would be happy to mow your lawn |
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Lethe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 11:06 PM Response to Original message |
21. u can u just need a convenient source of gamma rays |
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S n o w b a l l (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 12:01 AM Response to Original message |
23. I've found... |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 12:06 AM Response to Reply #23 |
24. But a dolly is useless against a futon mattress! |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 12:24 AM Response to Original message |
25. You're just not putting |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 12:27 AM Response to Reply #25 |
26. LOL |
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hughee99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 12:28 AM Response to Original message |
27. It's not all that useful... |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 12:34 AM Response to Reply #27 |
28. Funny you should say that, my super-human math skills only work on |
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hughee99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 12:36 AM Response to Reply #28 |
29. Ah, the dreaded "i". |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 12:37 AM Response to Reply #29 |
30. But I WANT to divide by zero! |
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hughee99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 12:44 AM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Or find the square root of -1. n/t |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-08-07 12:45 AM Response to Reply #31 |
32. yes, yes yes! |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-12-07 01:47 PM Response to Reply #29 |
33. All this math talk ... |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-12-07 07:23 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. Really, I prefer matrices! |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-13-07 01:52 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. I prefer polynomials! |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-13-07 03:29 PM Response to Original message |
36. If you knew how hard it was... |
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