Geeks: how do I trap, kill, and prepare them?

[Gormy Cuss]

BTW, I'm not calling out any DUers here-- this means you're safe, NewJeffCT
;)

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Just leave a trail of graphing calculators leading to a room that you can lock from the outside.

A good atomic wedgie is a quick and humane way to take them out. Preparation is tricky though, because there's usually not much meat.

[Gormy Cuss]

3. Perhaps I should force feed them with Twinkies and microwaveable burritos to fatten them up?

Either that or marinade them before slow roasting, I'm thinking.

[catmandu57]

2. Beware of geeks bearing gifts

:)

[Gormy Cuss]

4. Gifts like this perhaps?

[Omphaloskepsis]

5. To trap:

10 x = x + 1
20 Print x
30 GoTo 10

To kill:
Take away the soda for a few days

To prepare:
Don't bother, either they are skin and bones or 80% fat.

[billyskank]

7. Please, we're real geeks here

#include <stdio.h>

void main(int argc, char *argv[]) {
  int x;
  for (x = 0; ; x++) {
    printf("%d\n", x);
  }
}


That's better. :)

[Orsino]

8. ...And tell us to go to the bathroom at line 40. n/t

[NewJeffCT]

6. Geeks are easy to trap

since most of us are not very social... just put a reasonably attractive member of the opposite sex in front of us and you can have your way with a geek.

[LeftyMom]

9. You need a box, a stick, a long string and a blue snaggletooth Cantina Adventure Set in a mint box

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