Is there anything on TV lamer than Walker Texas Ranger?

[tularetom]

If there is I haven't seen it yet. Simple minded plot liines, stereotypical bad guys, and moralistic good vs. evil themes. I think it's even more unintentionally funny than the old Dragnet shows.

[datasuspect]

1. walker, texas jagoff

i'd like to pistol whip everyone involved with that show.

[Deja Q]

15. He jagoffed on that show? With what?

:wow:

[meegbear]

2. MATLOCK!!!!!

[underpants]

6. WE WANT MATLOCK!!!

[DS1]

3. Currently?

I don't know.

Airwolf would give it a run for its money. Yes, I used to watch it. File footage of drones / Migs getting shot down was always exciting :eyes:

[petronius]

4. You've never actually watched TV, have you?

Because there's no way you'd ask that question if you'd been exposed to such dreck as America's Got Talent, etc...

:P

[tularetom]

10. I watch Countdown, Mythbusters Bill Maher and the Sopranos

once in a while some hunting/fishing shows and sporting events. Other than that I rarely go near the thing. My wife is sick and the TV was on while I was cooking breakfast for her.

But I suppose your point is well taken. We get like 500 channels so probably haven't even scratched the surface of the doo doo that lurks therein.

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. Plus he "sings" his own theme song

[underpants]

7. Becker & According to Jim are both in syndication

Seriously

[Iris]

9. oh. I loved Becker!

I thought it was fairly benign and sometimes funny.

[Iris]

8. no.

n/t

[HughBeaumont]

11. Walker, Texas Corpse

The joke is that it's the name of a certain unprintable-on-DU (A.C.) band's song.

Your character's supposed to be 40
But you have to be at least 80
The make-up department should win an emmy
For making people think your alive


Chuck Norris- you're really fucking old

You're the worst singer I have ever heard
You're even worse than I am
You should be climbing out of a grave
While you sing the fucking theme song



You look like you just got embalmed
And were shopping for a coffin

. . . and so on and so on.

[underpants]

12. BTW- Chuck Norris is W's favorite actor

good friends too

[geardaddy]

13. Friends?

Knight Rider?

[Bryan]

14. Ah, but Knight Rider at least had a cool car

All Walker can boast is arthritic slow-motion spin kicks from a dead-eyed Bush partisan.

[texanwitch]

16. Ya'll always notice that it is always winter, never hot.

What part of Texas is that, I want to move there.

At least the Ranger wears tight pants.