What happens when you cross the Annie from Broadway with the Incredible Hulk?

[DS1]

Carrot Top.

[Nickster]

1. Oh my freaking God! He is sooooo scary. n/t

[AlCzervik]

2. pass the eye bleach.

[mwdem]

3. Oh noooooo!

:cry:

[Mad_Dem_X]

4. MY EYES!!! I CAN'T SEE!!!

AHHHHH!!!!!

[Shakespeare]

5. Dude, step away from the steroids!

Damn, that's scary. :scared:

[meegbear]

6. Amazing ...

I bet he can bench over 300 and he still a FUCKING DORK!

[DS1]

9. Of course, judging by those legs

it'll take him 15 trips from the weight rack to the bench just to get to 300 lbs on the bar

[davsand]

7. The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow (because you won't LIKE me when I'm angry.)

I can hear that new song already. This is earworm material!



Laura

[DS1]

8. hahah!

nicely done

[MilesColtrane]

13. Yesss...

The rage'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
I'll be green!

Just thinkin' about
berzerkin'
Clears away the calmness,
And I'm workin'
'Til there's none!

Whenever I'm pissed
Or miffed,
Or angry,
I just lose my shit,
Turn green,
And blow!
Oh!

My shirt will get ripped,
Tomorrow
So I'll have to stop by
Target soon.
Oy Vey!
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I'll kill you Tomorrow!
It's only a seizure
A way!

[blondeatlast]

25. ...

Priceless! I swear, DU should run Comedy Central.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[davsand]

32. I feel like Elton John working with Bernie Taupin!

Or may Rodgers & Hammerstein?

No--wait--Mr Rodgers and Weisnheimer!


:rofl:


Laura

[underpants]

10. Okay-he went to an event with a ripped up shirt??

Good lord dude they pay you enough in Vegas you can HIRE adoring friends.

Pretty amazing.

[BarenakedLady]

11. Oh great

Now I'm going to have nightmares...

:scared:

[dolo amber]

12. He is (or at least was a couple years ago) listed as one of the

"Top 100 most eligible bachelors in the US."

Crazy world. :shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. He's no Pauly Shore.

:eyes:

[blondeatlast]

17. You sure it wasn't "100 Most Desperate Bachelors?"

Crazy world indeed. Anyone who would be interested kind of deserves what they get, IMHO. Eek.

[NewWaveChick1981]

29. Must've been the Top 100 from Crackheads Monthly magazine.

:rofl: :hi:

[Shine]

15. Ewwww.

do you think he perms his hair? Do I even care? LOL.

[blondeatlast]

16. He's had a facelift, too. check out the eyebrows. Yikes.

Send that eye bleach this way.

[texas1928]

18. You need help...

LORD!

[DS1]

19. ME???

It's HIM that needs the help :D

[texas1928]

21. Yeah, but you posted the picture.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!

[DS1]

22. I'll let the lounge answer that

Start a poll. Ask what is wrong with DS1

[texas1928]

23. I am not good at funny choices.

So sorry... Plus my polls sink faster than a swimmer in a lead suit.

[wildhorses]

27. your wish is my command

one poll coming up:bounce:

[LaraMN]

20. Libido= dead.

thanks.
It will take days, possibly hours, to recover from the sight of that abhorrence.

[Pierre.Suave]

24. damnit

there go my evening plans...










































JK, I keed I keed!

[deucemagnet]

26. Damn! Who made Annie angry?

You won't like her when she's angry.

[lizerdbits]

28. I'm not sure what to say

That's just scary. His legs are so tiny compared to the rest of him it just looks weird. If I'd never heard of carrot top I'd think it was a person in the 'in between' stages of getting a sex change and getting really bad hormone treatments.

[Connonym]

30. What's scary to me is that I guessed Carrot Top before I even opened your post

:shudder:

[NewWaveChick1981]

31. That's just sad.

:yoiks: A friend of mine who works for a recording studio in Charlotte told me about him visiting the studio about eight years ago. Said he was a total dickhead. :(