Friendship...

[Archae]

Friendship (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!)

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone
cold truth of our friendship.

1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask
"Because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you
can feel the true warmth.

And remember....when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt
and call me.






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[JVS]

1. that's so beautiful

:cry: