My bro's dog lifted his wallet, took out the cash & credit cards.

[havocmom]

What will YOUR pet buy online when they pinch your purse?

90 Pound Hound would like a new dinosaur size Nyla-bone and a lot of yogurt. He would buy me stuff too, cuz he LOVES to destroy the cardboard boxes stuff comes in.

[NewWaveChick1981]

1. My two dogs would go wild....

:rofl: Mine would take a taxi to McDonald's and pig out on plain hamburgers. :P Then they'd take said taxi to Petco and stock up on Milk Bones, Chicken Drumsticks, and USA-made rawhide sticks. Next, they'd go by a restaurant that makes fried chicken and they'd load up the trunk with boneless chicken. :rofl: :hi:

[havocmom]

2. The only thing saving our ass is that dogs don't have pockets

Pockets would allow them a place to stash our cash AND bus passes.

We'd be in trouble if dogs figured out how to get pockets ;)

[ForrestGump]

13. You just described my idea of the perfect

date.

:D

I'm a cheap date. Until feeding time. :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

31. So you'd be happy eating Milk Bones?

:rofl: :hi: Wow, you really know how to chow down! :P :loveya:

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. My dogs would order ten times their weight in Pupperoni.

They would buy plush toys, which must be destroyed.

They would order little bonsai trees, so the house could finally have some indoor plumbing they could use. :)

They would anonymously order fifty pizzas and have them sent to the vet. :)

[havocmom]

7. Used to tease my sis that I was getting her dog that phone with the BIG buttons

cuz she loved pizza AND the delivery guy. That dog thought any young man who was thoughtful enough to show up with pizza everytime he dropped by was A-OK!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Oh. That explains the bale of catnip that FedEx left on my porch the other day.

[havocmom]

6. Always dreamed of sneaking into the zoo at night...

with a bale of cat nip for the BIG kitties :evilgrin:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. Lions with the munchies?

:scared:

[havocmom]

17. Have read the same percentage of big cats get high from it as small cats

Might be fun to see some stoned lions.

[Elidor]

5. Bionic implants - opposable thumbs

Once she had those, the rest would follow easily: open the frige and eat; open the trash and roll around. Those are the only things she really covets. Unfortunately, she'd let herself into the neighbors' houses as well, hoping to repeat her good fortune.

[havocmom]

9. 90 Pound Hound has prehensile lips - no need for thumbs

Havocdad calls him Light-lips for his delicate kleptomaniac ways. That dog can suck the socks off a baby faster than the cat can make the sheriff bleed.

[Elidor]

12. What cute sayings!

Faster than the cat can make the sheriff bleed? That sounds pretty fast.

I had a very beloved cat once, Sara-buns, who could manipulate doorknobs for entry into any closed room. She'd get up on her hind legs and put one paw on each side of the knob and shimmy it back and forth until the door popped open. It was very unnerving to have her walk in on me, and I never really got used to it, though she was always welcome.

[havocmom]

16. Not a saying - the cat can make the sheriff bleed faster than he can draw to shoot her

She has shredded the sheriff several times. Eventually, he may learn not to pick her up and try to cuddle her ;)

A cat that can turn door knobs is pretty hard to beat. Had one who could open doors, but we had lever handles, so not too clever. He also turned on lights and stood over the phone, howling HELOOOWWWW when it rang.

[Elidor]

20. LOL n/t

[SammyWinstonJack]

10. My Yorkie hugs me. Her little digits work quite well, thank you very much.

;-)

[Road Scholar]

8. Yeah, and my dog hit the delete button on a report that was due.

:shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[havocmom]

11. Mine can't work the keyboard, but he brings the remote to the cat

and the cat will turn on the TV.

[TommyO]

26. Now that's cooperation and creativity!

My cats have gotten into closed rooms (typically my bedroom) and made their presence known, but they have no interested in the television. Maybe they're trying to tell me something, especially since a few of my favorite shows have been canceled.

[mentalsolstice]

15. My pug would buy designer clothes!

Seriously, she loves to dress up! We'll hold doggie clothing up to her, and she starts prancing her front legs. She's easier to dress than Paris Hilton!

[havocmom]

18. Your pug us probably a lot more fun than Paris Hilton too!

Sounds like she could be a doggie disco dancing queen. I want video! :D

[mentalsolstice]

19. Well, unfortunately, there aren't sex videos

:-(, she's just not skanky like Paris...she only wants to dress like her. I fight her for the remote control every day...she wants to watch E! and see what Britney, Lindsey, Paris and Nicole are wearing. She's such a fashion queen. I can't simply go to Tar-get, without bringing something back for her. Sigh!

[xchrom]

21. another dog thief!

my old boy would steal anything as long as he thought you were interested in it -- and then show it to you.

he would definetly get pizza to order -- if he were still here. and he would have tipped the delivery person extra to stay and feed him bite by bite.
he was also an afection addict.

pizza was a fav of his.

[havocmom]

29. He was a retreiver?

Sure fits the profile: Steals then shows you (gloats and teases) and affection addict.

He must have been a great dog.

[xchrom]

32. lol -- he was a mutsky.

looked exactly like a husky -- but was a mut.

80lbs of Love. -- he was my boy.

[TZ]

22. My cats don't need to steal my wallet...

they can access all the info they need straight from my internet accounts...



This explains that mysterious bag of feathered toys and catnip mice and foam balls that showed up the other day:)

[TommyO]

27. The feathered flying things on a stick would be what my cats order

when they finally come to the realization that ordering things over the internet is easy enough that even they could do it.

[LaurenG]

23. True story: A few years ago my sister was visiting and one of

the cats was out on the deck with us. She decided to jump off (it was as high as the roof). She wanted to explore I guess but she is an indoor cat and only goes out supervised. I wasn't too happy as I had to get down the stairs and catch her before she ran into the bushes and disappeared.

I did catch her and I told her that because of that she wasn't coming back out until she paid me a hefty fine and that she had better start saving.

Later that afternoon we were back outside and she was making an awful racket at the screen door. I went in to see what was up and looked down and she had a TWENTY DOLLAR bill and was batting it around the back door.

My sister had left her purse on the floor and had tucked her money just inside loosely. Smart cat, she took it from my sister to pay me off. :rofl:

btw, she had never helped herself to money before that and hasn't since.

[havocmom]

30. Some of 'em understand everything we say!

That is funny. Cat is a good tipper ;)

[woo me with science]

24. 1,000 assorted live squirrels, parakeets, gerbils, and baby bunnies

to be let loose in the house for hours of fun!

[seemunkee]

25. Socks and used panties

The little one would go for the socks. The big guy is a perv and would want the womanes panties.

[TZ]

28. eeeeyu...

I think I know what is done with the woman's panties because when I was growing up I had a dog that stole women's panties and chewed a certain part....:freak: