If you were making a parodical "White House employee newsletter,"

[LaraMN]

and you had a space on the back page, about 2"x 3", and you needed to fill it with something (and you already had an image of Bush running away from a burning White House, and an image of a disgruntled-looking chicken pot pie, on the page,) what would you put in the space?

sigh. Last week of school. I'm fried.

[meegbear]

1. Help wanted ad for "War Czar"

[Lil Missy]

2. An excerpt from the Geico commercial with Little Richard:

"Hep me! Somebody hep me??"

Or, a dialog between 41 and 43:

"I hate you poppy - and, please bail my sorry ass out again"

The possibilities are endless with such a miserable piece of shit.