The spiders are just mocking me now.

[suzbaby]

I set a bunch of sticky spider traps around the house because, well, 'tis the season! Spiders scare the crap out of me, so I was hoping the spider traps would prevent an unwanted encounter.

I bent down to check one today and discovered that a spider had built a web DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE TRAP !!

They're mocking me. They gather together in their weekly spiders anonymous meeting and have a good laugh at my expense.

I guess it's back to hand to hand combat.

Jerks.

[SPKrazy]

1. they just lurve you suzbaby!

they want to be your friends ;)





wait






ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

i don't like them either :scared:

[suzbaby]

3. One of them had the audacity to crawl around in my bed.

That's my sanctuary!

I dispatched of him swiftly.

[SPKrazy]

6. the audacity!

hmmmm, next life try being a spider? :evilgrin:

[suzbaby]

8. Only if I've done something very, very wrong in this life.

[SPKrazy]

20. i wuz thinking that if a spider can hang around your bed

then hmmmm, spiders probably get away with things like that more than they do not get away :P

:crazy:

[suzbaby]

21. Ack!

Stop putting that image in my head! Lalalalalalal....I'm not listening!

:spank:

[SPKrazy]

23. it's spk the spider

crawling up the water spout

down came the rain and washed spk spider out

so he crawled in the bed, and covered up and slept


so no itsy spk spider on the waterspout :P

:silly:

[fizzgig]

2. they are crafty little buggers

i don't mind them as long as they stay off of me

[suzbaby]

5. Once they violate the perimeter of my house, they've gone too far.

They must be destroyed.

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[fizzgig]

9. poor little spiders

they need someone to love them too

[suzbaby]

12. They have plently of love....outside!

:)

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. I loves 'em

They seem to enjoy frolicking in my shower. If I spot one, I won't turn on the water until I've coaxed him/her to relative safety.

I call 'em all "dude." :D

[fizzgig]

14. me too

i always feel so horrible if i accidentally wash one down the drain :(

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Yup

I always think of the little spidey kidlets crying, "Mommy, when's Daddy crawling home?" :cry:

[suzbaby]

19. From everything I've heard about spiders

The second the eggs are hatched, the babies are on their own.

In fact, if they stay around too long, mom may eat them.

[BarenakedLady]

18. Now I remember why I lurve you...

:loveya:

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Y'think that's a wise strategy?

Remember, they have a 4:1 hand-superiority ratio.

[suzbaby]

7. They've got me on speed,

I've got them on size.

It's an epic battle. :D

[Deja Q]

10. It's no different than 'The Price is Right' where

somebody says "Bob, $1!" and the next one says "$2, Bob!" :silly:

[suzbaby]

11. I don't understand.....

[acmavm]

15. Oh geeze, then it's a good thing you weren't where I word Friday. The

exterminator was there and sprayed and drove the critters out of their hidey holes. I caught a spider about as big as a half dollar.

I let it loose outside. Spiders are good guys.

[suzbaby]

16. I know they serve their purpose.

But that doesn't stop my irrational fear.

I would have gone running for the hills at a spider that big.

[graywarrior]

22. Bwhahahahahaha...Oh MAN, that's funny.