Are You Bored? Fun and Funny things to do.

[BlueJazz]

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS".

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

Put mosquito netting around your cubicle at work. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.

When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.

Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to school as if nothing was wrong.

Drive to the store in reverse.

Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

Stare at people through the points of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

Make up a language and stop someone to ask for directions.

[hellbound-liberal]

1. Put oneof these bumper stickers on your car or, better yet, someone else's!