For my 1K post- get to know me.

[slj0101]

Ask whatever is on your mind. I'll answer- ambiguously.

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Okay.

Male or female?

Married or single or have an SO?

Where do you live?

How do you feel about Cracker Barrel? They have the best chicken pot pie.

[slj0101]

2. Alright.

I am a homo sapien.
I have a marital status.
I live in the United States.
I'm not a big fan of cracker barrel.

[Droopy]

3. What is your perception of the American trucker?

[slj0101]

4. They haul goods from one place to another.

They drive vehicles with lots of wheels.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. are you one of my sockpuppets?

[slj0101]

6. I am not a sockpuppet.

I am made of wood and felt.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. lol

:rofl:

[bigwillq]

8. Congrats on 1000!

:toast:

[slj0101]

9. That wasn't a question, but thanks.

;)

[bigwillq]

10. Who will win

this year's World Series?

[slj0101]

11. Either the American League or National League champion.

:D

[Fran Kubelik]

12. What the heck is your avatar?

I loved that painting you used to have. Was it a painting?

[slj0101]

13. I got rid of it for the playoffs. It looked like ass anyway.

[ThomCat]

14. If you keep posting at this rate you'll become adicted to DU.

Is that really what you want? :P

[slj0101]

15. It's too late.

:D

[Gormy Cuss]

16. How many penguins have you seen in real life?

:-)

[slj0101]

18. Maybe a dozen, when I went to the zoo.

As far as anthropomorphic ice skating penguins with hockey sticks, none.

[Beer Snob-50]

17. okay

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

and finally, the boston redsox. 2007 world champions?

[slj0101]

19. They do chuck wood, so a lot.