this cute baby is screaming for a caption

[ElsewheresDaughter]

[RedStateShame]

1. "I can do it....I CAN DO IT!!! No more lame dinner dates for this little yellow duck!"

[MonkeyFunk]

2. Hey! Where's my penis?

[MAGICBULLET]

3. I bent my wookie

[Spirochete]

4. "What did I do with my rubber kid? I need to take a bath."

[lildreamer316]

6. LOL!!

I love it, love it.

[hippywife]

5. Do I have

an innie or an outtie? Hey! Where's my belly button?

[Deep13]

7. "Jesus, what did I have to drink last night?"

[marzipanni]

8. Aw, shucks, my belly button disappeared!

Bird Belly Buttons

Recently I wrote a book for children called Who Has a Belly Button? The book is about mammals and why mammals have belly buttons. A reader has written that birds also have belly buttons. When I was doing my research for the book, I did not find any reference to belly buttons in birds. I would appreciate it very much if you could tell me whether birds do indeed have belly buttons.

Thanks for the delightful question. In the egg there is a cord that attaches the developing embryo to the yolk sac. When the bird hatches, there is a residual scar where the cord used to be. While the bird is a nestling, you can still see what would be the avian equivalent of a belly button. However, as the bird develops, that area becomes more compact and in an adult bird there is virtually nothing to be seen of what once was the scar. So technically baby birds have belly buttons, but unlike the belly buttons of humans, these go away as they grow up.
from:http://www.birds.cornell.edu/AllAboutBirds/faq/unusual_questions/document_view

[u4ic]

9. This Atkins diet works! I can finally see my feet!

[Ilsa]

10. Omigod! I have syndactyl feet! Why didn't momma tell me???? nt