And now a CAPTION for our next contestant...............

[underpants]

[Kamika]

1. "this is called the moonwalk"

topic

[AntiCoup2K4]

2. George Bush Jr, you ARE the weakest link!

Goodbye..... ;)

[DebJ]

8. I vote for this one!

[nannygoat]

10. That's hilarious, AntiCoup2k!

And probably exactly what they are thinking!

[commander bunnypants]

3. .......

President, Prezedent, President


DDQM

[La_Serpiente]

4. Look at Chavez in the back

I bet the two couldn't stand to look at each other during the event.

[DebJ]

9. great comments made by Chavez yesterday

[Guaranteed]

19. Pretty unbelievable- how would you feel if that

asshole tried to have you thrown out of office militarily?

Myself? I'd be pretty goddamned pissed.

[bushisanidiot]

5. "Right Foot.. Left Foot" is Heard Being Muttered from the pigeon toe'd one

as he attempts to walk a straight line across the room.

the dumbass doesn't have the balls to look anyone in the eye cuz he knows no one believes he belongs there.

[underpants]

6. Where is his handler?

Best in Show? I think not.

[underpants]

7. Uh hey pall the music already stopped you lose

Nuh-uh I get to make up the rules as we go and I decided that we are playing ring around the rosie now....

[ewagner]

11. ..and in the Formal-wear competition......

oh-oh...bathing suit competition next?

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

12. It's the new version of "What's My Line?"

"Ummm... Mr. X... is what you do an IMPORTANT job?" They will certainly be astounded when they find out the boob is a president!

[AlGore-08.com]

13. Smirk "thinks": I'm not gay, not gay, not gay, not gay, NOT gay - -

eom

[cosmicdot]

17. I knew I wouldn't be the only one thinking this ...

:bounce:

[wysimdnwyg]

14. Those seated: What the hell is he doing?

Smirk: Where's my seat again? Every time I have to go to the potty, I get lost!

[cosmicdot]

15. W is thinking: dang, my sock just slipped

[Endangered Specie]

16. "Tread lightly, maybe they won't see me"

[regularguy]

18. Unelected Warmonger: C'MON DOWN!

.

[SoCalDem]

20. ..Skippedee doo dah.. skippedee aaaay.. What a wonderful daaaay

:)

[Bundbuster]

21. The guy with his finger pointed at head

"stop, or I swear I'll shoot!"

[Scurrilous]

22. "Where's the pole?"

"When I strip for Karl and Rummy, there's usually a pole."

[DS1]

23. I'm too sexy for my brain, too sexy for my brain so sexy it hurts!

[Bundbuster]

24. AWOL's thinking

"Earl Butz was sure right about those tight shoes."

<wayback machine>

[DS1]

25. Heh, trust Bush to get that wrong also

[skip fox]

26. W. is "thinking": "What a bunch of pathetic losers!

Couldn't they find anybody else for this Conference on the Americas besides
this pathetic bunch. Geez. It's like being stuck with poor relations over a
holiday. What do you even SAY to these people? Well, guess I can talk
cars and baseball. Geez."