I am not afraid of you and I will kick your ass

[taterguy]

Just letting you know

[qnr]

1. Whoa, apparently there is even a line he's daring you to cross! n/t

[Haole Girl]

2. You know....we have

Coyotes in our neighborhood...

they eat ducks for breakfast.

Just sayin'

[taterguy]

3. There's a graveyard full of coyotes that fucked with this duck

Just saying

[qnr]

4. Mr. Squirrel says: "No wonder you're so skinny, you can't climb trees."

[wildhorses]

18. kc2

he looks pitiful:(

i now that they stay on the skinny side but :wow:

[Deep13]

5. If you are not afraid of me, then there is no reason to kick my ass.

:shrug:

[taterguy]

6. Because you're a smart-ass

And all smart alecks deserve a thorough ass kicking

[Deep13]

10. I'm a ROYAL pain in the ass, peasant!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6398998&mesg_id=6399043

[kmla]

7. You'll have to kick like a Rockette....

'cause my ass is way up there.

[taterguy]

13. I kick like Garo Yepremian

That should do the job

[mainegreen]

8. It's ducky!

Hi ducky!

[crim son]

9. That duck scared me the first couple times I saw it

but now I see it for the turducken layer it really is. You don't scare me, duck. :P

[taterguy]

11. Pic of the same duck taken a few hours later

[crim son]

12. hehe.

You cursed meat-eater, you. :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

14. I thought you were referring to Yo La Tengo's new album.

[taterguy]

15. Yo La Tengo? I hate Latin bands. Salsa's for eating not listening to

[Starbucks Anarchist]

17. They're an indie rock band.

Unless the sarcasm is totally flying over my head today.

[taterguy]

21. You'd have to blind not to get it

Georgia's father was the creator of Mr Magoo

Get it now?

I actually was told to check the Latin section at a record store once when I was looking for a Yo La Tengo disc

[Starbucks Anarchist]

22. Ah.

[hfojvt]

16. must be a metaphor

those puny little legs and feet cannot deliver much of a kick. I'd be more worried about the bill, but I think my mastercard will cover it even if my sensei does not.

[taterguy]

19. Easy to be a tough guy on the Internet

If you ran into that duck in a dark alley you'd soil yourself.

[hfojvt]

26. Think so? Really?

It's only a duck. Even if it thinks it's a tiger or a pitbull, it's only a duck. No teeth, no claws, etc. Not even a really sharp beak. Less dangerous than a cat or a squirrel I would say, and I just gave a cat a good kick on Saturday for messing with my puppy.

[taterguy]

30. You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Jim

Don't say you weren't warned.

[hfojvt]

32. heh, I'd like to meet his tailor

I could use a down jacket.

Perhaps heavier weaponry is required. Bring out the holy hand grenade!

[taterguy]

33. Don't be ridiculous, ducks don't need tailors

And that duck eats holy hand grenades for breakfast.

This might take him out though

[edbermac]

20. Oh yeah?? BRING IT ON, PUNK!!

My Unka Dick has a shotgun...

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

23. Oh, shit! Wail'll GrayWarrior sees that picture!

You'll be in a world of "duck tape"

Run away!

[JitterbugPerfume]

24. we will just have to see

what Skittles has to say about that!

Ass kicking is HER territory

[InternalDialogue]

25. Need a hug?

There's no ass-kickin' in this house today. Taxes and the weather have just taken it out of me.

[BreweryYardRat]

27. Anytime, anywhere, buddy.

*cocks fists* Bring it on. I've been looking to burn off some aggression.

And your duck won't help you.


;)

[taterguy]

28. Let's meet here next Tuesday at noon

No cheating by riding a mule. By the time you get to this location your ass will already be kicked

[xchrom]

29. ducks are bad ass.

i see some people here might not think so -- but a bad run in with a duck or a goose will fix that.

[NMDemDist2]

31. whoa! a watchgoose

I wouldn't cross em for a million bucks


those buggers are mean!