Global warming is here!

[XemaSab]

My mouth is BURNING after that burrito.

I guess 2 beers was not enough to offset the impacts. :P

[SPKrazy]

1. Try Some Habanero Doritos

Ouuuuch! I didn't expect them to be that hot being commercially made and all. But they were burnin' hot!

And I've got an asbestos mouth for peppers, although it isn't as much so as it was one time.

Guess you'll have to have some more beers, damn! :P

[XemaSab]

2. I am out of beers

All I have is expensive wine, mead that I am saving, and bacardi that I promised myself I wouoldn't drink.

I think the burning will go away before I sober up enough to go get more beers. :P

[SPKrazy]

3. call a cab.

or walk

or call a friend

or mix the bacardi and forget the promise to yourself?

I don't know

prolly some salt on your tongue and a lot of water would do the trick :P

[XemaSab]

4. I got no mixer for the bacardi

Global warming in my mouth is subsiding.

Which means Al Gore lied! x(

[SPKrazy]

5. Al Didn't Lie!

your mouth's heat has nothing to do with global warming my friend...

when i have beachfront property in Arkansas will you believe in global warming?

:shrug:

[XemaSab]

6. No.

I will have drowned by then.

Drowned myself in the bacardi, mead, *and* wine. :D

[SPKrazy]

8. I'll throw ya a life preserver!

:rofl:

mebbe you won't need one having drowned already and all ;)

[Harvard]

7. try mustard -nt

[Radio_Lady]

9. Stay away from "chiles" of all kinds! They can be sweet... but usually HOT!

I can see the fire burning in your mouth... even from here!