Giant Drama Thread

[GoddessOfGuinness]

Let it all hang out here.

I'll start: WOE is MEEeeee! I just found out that my sushi is from Duluth! Such a travesty!

[KitchenWitch]

1. You poor dear!

:rofl:

Sushi from Duluth!

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. What am I to do?

[KitchenWitch]

13. Next time order the Rhode Island Beef!

:rofl:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. OMG! This is hugh, I am series... it is snowing

on Good Friday, and my dog just ate my weiner!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. We're getting snow here in DC sometime tonight too!

You'd better get to General Hospital to see about that weiner! :spray:

[fizzgig]

3. they're not talking to me anymore

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

and my french onion soup didn't come with any mozzarella cheese :cry:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

11. I am going to stand here, until they do

I swear it...

[fizzgig]

24. thanks man

i appreciate it

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. WHAT?!?

That's outrageous! They could at LEAST provide a slice of provolone on the side!

Who's not talking to you? Want me to kick their ass?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

18. The goose would kick some ass

but he would fall down.

[fizzgig]

28. i know, it was horrible

please, go kick some ass for me :cry:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

31. OK

[bridgit]

4. das Sushi von Duluth ist verboten!!!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. My god...Is Clytemnestra in on this too?

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. Did someone say...Drama?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. Serious mascara runoff!

[Chan790]

6. My first inclination...

was to blow up a still from Law and Order to 60000 pixels by 80000 pixels and post it...but I figured I'd annihilate some poor SOBs CPU trying to render the image and I'd never hear the end of it.

That would be some giant drama though.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

26. Check out the egg dying contest in post #25...

It's not big, but it's dramatic.

[Xipe Totec]

7. My karma ran over your dogma,

what a dragma...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

29. You can't teach an old dogma new trcks...

What a pity.

[LaraMN]

8. People in DUluth have larger than averager

adenoids and many cows.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

32. MOOOOOOOOoooo!!!

[anti-everything]

9. You'll just have to go fishing with it then

[GoddessOfGuinness]

33. But what if the fish

are super-saturated with MERCURY?!?

[anti-everything]

37. Seasoning?

:shrug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

38. Wait...Doesn't mercury make you go mad?

That would be PERFECT for this thread!

[anti-everything]

43. I'm already crazy...

Let's just add madness on top of it. But, then again, I don't eat fish...Only cow, deer, pig, and moose.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

50. People eat moose?

That's worse than cannibalism!

[anti-everything]

51. I grew up eating moose.

It's very good.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

53. Is it like venison?

[anti-everything]

55. Kinda...a little less gamy.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

56. Maybe in Duluth...

;-)

I only ate venison once; and it was so salty that I never wanted to try it again.

[anti-everything]

58. If it was salty, it was prepared wrong.

When I cook venison, I don't use any salt, just a red onion, a few cloves of garlic, and butter. mmm...venison...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

59. There was also an accordian player sitting right in back of me while we ate...

and he was playing very loudly...

[anti-everything]

61. Oh. I wouldn't have been able to eat either.

But I would not blame salt though.

[Deja Q]

12. I'm a drama queen, giant, and off to buy new threads tomorrow. Does that count?

:7

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

15. Typecasting is not fair to those of us

who have to work at it.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

34. Instead of new threads

you might consider a beanstalk! Much more dramatic. Especially without clothes.

[Deja Q]

41. But how do I get it to grow and grow?

:evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

54. Viagra

:rofl:

[Ptah]

17. Someone keeps stealing my gif

:cry:

[Deja Q]

20. Dang, that chicken gets it more than I do!

:cry:

[EFerrari]

22. LOL!

[Ptah]

23. Is it you?

1976, me:

[EFerrari]

27. HEY! That's were MY cutoffs went!

:mad:

[Ptah]

30. I've missed you

1976:



:hi:

[EFerrari]

36. I see I was instantly replaced.

Ptah -- we had the same different dog in 1976!

[Ptah]

39. But I was in Ann Arbor

ow ow ow

[EFerrari]

42. Right. I knew you would say that.

[Ptah]

45. Are you one of those psycho

ologists?

[EFerrari]

46. No, but I'm willing to learn.

lol

Actually, I'm enrolling for a degree so I can do drama ALL THE TIME. Really.

:rofl:

[Ptah]

47. I've got your drama right here

[EFerrari]

57. I don't know how to say this but that's positively Shakespearean.

:scared:

[Ptah]

62. .

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,

[GoddessOfGuinness]

35. Oh my god...and it's getting all fuzzy, too!

Send it to General Hospital along with WannaJumpMyScooter's weiner!

[EFerrari]

21. My cat lady has been on the phone all night WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

:cry:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

40. I hope she didn't run up your long distance bill!

[EFerrari]

44. I finally got through and SHE ISN'T ANSWERING.

What is she HIDING? :scared:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

49. Well I hadn't wanted to tell you this, but

She has a secret love-litter.

[EFerrari]

60. How could she foster such a thing. After all the litter we've been through

together.

[Ghost in the Machine]

48. Where is she???

Oh, wait... giant drama thread... I thought it said giant grandma thread...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

52. She was eaten by this guy...

Uh oh! Looks like he's found another victim!