So, I got REALLY drunk/high last night.

[BlueIris]

It was actually kind of...cool. I really missed the taste and the smell of alcohol. I was in a bar, of course; it was one of those skeevy places with a lot of conservative law students in it. One of them let me do a couple of lines of...something...I think it was meth, off his pocket mirror with the Rush Limbaugh frame, and then, well, one thing eventually led to another. In the back of his BMW. It was an SUV, so there was lots of room. The only thing that's kinda bugging me is that we sorta neglected to take any precautions. I know, I know. I'll just have to wait it out. Since I wanted a few kids anyway, I don't really care what happens there.

How was your Saturday night?

[MonkeyFunk]

1. awesome

I met this drunk, slutty chick in a bar. Man, the van was a-rockin'!

[Blue-Jay]

20. That's why I didn't come a-knockin'

[BlueIris]

2. Oh, and there was something else that happened that I should share:

Before we hooked up, Bryce and I had an invigorating discussion about the validity of Regan's economic revitalization strategy. I can't believe I'd never studied anything about it before--it's actually quite complex, and kinda brilliant. Then again, I never was very good with the maths. And since my parents were always so unfair to President Regan, it's understandable I would have ignored his contributions.

[BlueIris]

3. Another thing this experience helped me understand: Sex without foreplay RULES!!!

All these years, I've just been too demanding of my partners. Oh, and passivity is SO HOT. I can't wait for Bryce to call me so we can repeat the encounter. Except, he doesn't have my phone number since he didn't ask for it. Oh, well, I'm sure he'll look it up.

[Wapsie B]

4. Your post strikes me as highly erotic.

I know about the no precautions and the other stuff that many people wouldn't get close to doing unless it was well thought out. Well, maybe not beyond two or three times anyway. But just the fact of feeling a need and going for it.......that is hot stuff.

[BlueIris]

5. Plus, there's just something about a conservative man...the air of authority,

the sense of entitlement mentality, the gravitas. When he looked at me, it was like I wasn't even there. HOT.

[Wapsie B]

6. Yeah I've known women who get off on conservative males big time.

I think the inner anger of some of those guys really can be an attractant. Kinda like the bad boy thing going on.
My thing would be to not even exchange names at all, even afterwards. And leave them with a generic voicemail the other can contact you with. So hot. :evilgrin:

[BlueIris]

11. I think the attraction is about the indifference. TOTAL indifference.

The whole time it was happening, I just knew he was thinking about his future publication in Law Review, or his trust fund. Maybe golf. Me, the actual woman in the picture? Well, I was just an object to satisfy himself with. OH, the memories.

[crim son]

7. You know, the exact same thing happened to me last night.

Your post reminded me! :rofl: I just love, love LOVE the aura of power.

[cwydro]

8. Hey!

me too. Except it was a hot woman and wow it was fun. Um, except I was asleep and all....yeah...but damn! what a great dream.:evilgrin: :rofl:

[crim son]

9. Seriously - did you have weird dreams last night?

I dreamt so vividly and so wildly that I'm having trouble separating the dreams from the reality of the evening. No sex, unfortunately but plenty of heavy rain and... cat vitamins. :wtf:

[cwydro]

10. Yes I did

actually I'm embarrassed to admit it, but there was more than one woman (the dreams were sequential however, only one at a time for me!) There may have been a man involved:blush: and I have NO idea what THAT is about...but hey, it was dreaming and yes, they were very vivid and interesting..:evilgrin:

Um, cat vitamins?

I am spending quite some time here today making homemade dog food to be frozen and ready for the next two weeks. These dogs are spoiled rotten. Damn rice takes forever to cook, which is why I am posting instead of amusing myself outside.

[crim son]

31. I don't know that it's too strange for there to have been a man involved.

I have those types of dreams about both men and women and at the same rate but I consider myself straight. Maybe I'm wrong and maybe you need to consider your options. :rofl: I keed, I keed!

You make homemade dog food? That's puppy love, my friend. I guess I did it for my kids but I'm SO glad they're past the stage.

[BlueIris]

12. Oh, and did I mention the bar stuff might be on the Internet?

Someone had a camera phone he was playing with and I think he caught some shots of me behaving like a drunken lunatic and flashing fraternity members. I wonder if any of that will be in any future Girls Gone Wild videos? That would be awesome.

[LaurenG]

13. Lets see -

April fools? :o

[BlueIris]

18. Oh, is it April 1?

I don't keep track of dates or their significance anymore. By the by, OB, upon Bryce's suggestion, I'm going to give up on exploring "spirituality" and astrology and all that transformation of consciousness stuff and just start going to church every Sunday like a normal person. See the Bible in the literal way, the true way, and not bother with all of that "alternative lifestyle" nonsense anymore. It was too much work.

[LaurenG]

21. ...

:wow: :hug:

[BlueIris]

30. I'm also going to have to stop "helping people."

The only person who matters is me, after all.

[mark414]

14. hey, that sounds similar to my Friday night!

though i am not april fools'in

[sammythecat]

15. This is a joke, right? Please say yes.

[BlueIris]

17. Shucks, no! I'm just discovering a whole new design for living.

You all should try it sometime.

[johnnie]

16. Wow, that was you?

Bryce called me this morning and said he picked up some "broad" at a bar last night and she had a Democratic Underground bumper sticker stuck on her ass. He told me if I found out who it was to tell you not to worry about becoming pregnant because he faked it.

[I Have A Dream]

19. I knew that this was you right away, BlueIris, because you're so attracted to the dark side.

Just can't resist those B* supporters, can you?

;)

:rofl:

[BlueIris]

22. Well, I've tried to resist for years, but Bryce showed me the error of my ways.

And what's wrong with the dark side, anyway? It's just like the light side, really. It's just a...different kind of light.

[rug]

23. How odd. I just read a similar story on Freakrepublic.

He said the woman was insatiable.

[cwydro]

24. oh you are bad!

:rofl:

[BlueIris]

25. Well, Bryce and his unique, manly-man's "style" really did it for me.

What can I say, I'm a sucker for the guys who just don't need any of that "women's lib" crap. Or the trappings of condoms or other ridiculous forms of "safer sex." Once again, HOT.

[rug]

26. Did you two come to a meeting of the minds on the surge?

[BlueIris]

28. Not exactly. I mean, Bryce supports the war, but he doesn't follow it.

Too depressing. Plus, it's not like he's in danger of having to go or anything like that, so why bother?

[SPKrazy]

27. I Was Taken From My Residence By Force

by an army of Amazon warriors who took me to their secret hideaway and did strange and terrible things to me.

I really had a good time and don't remember how I got home..:P

Anyone know how to get in touch with them so I can send some flowers or something? :shrug:

[BlueIris]

29. Bryce also convinced me that I have been wrong to support John Kerry.

More on that here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=273&topic_id=129031&mesg_id=129031

He's a very pursuasive man, my beau.

[BlueIris]

32. Oh, and last but not least, I'll have to stop using computers.

It's not seemly for women to be versatile with technology.