I'm going to frolic naked on the beach - ask me (almost) anything

[ForrestGump]

I mean, I'm not going to frolic right now, just one day soon...

With or without Salma.......

[KG]

i like the pic.

tho, i'd have to switch hats.

[ForrestGump]

3. Okay, dude, now you've got me scared

And you must have, like, a really teeny-weeny head.

The other one, I mean.

:D

[Mountainman]

1. Well good for you.

If more of us met more of us naked we might be nicer to each other. On the other hand maybe some of wouldn't be able to stop laughing. Oh well laughter is good for the soul. For the laugher not the laughee.

[ForrestGump]

4. Yeah, I'm not sure which I'd inspire

But I do think I've stumbled upon the solution to the dilemma here - get Little Forrest his own sombrero so he stays in siesta mode.

Really, though, peace treaties and diplomatic negotiations conducted nude? Could solve all the world's problems. And the people involved could even measure each others' missiles in person, bypassing the whole measuring-contest aspect of it.

[SOteric]

2. That's unforgiveable, Forrest.

Miss Manners says a gentleman always removes his hat in the presence of a lady.


Beach volleyball, anyone...?

[ForrestGump]

7. Well, if you see a lady.....

Actually, there's a very really danger that the hat would be spontaneously removed, from below, in the presence of ladies. That's why I've got to have th one covering my eyes.....to keep the beach safe.

And as much as I'd be up for (no pun intended) a round of volleyball, I still have painful memories of the night that I ran ten miles while wearing no underwear - I think I can empathize with why women wear running bras. Ouch.

Can I watch, though? If I promise to keep a lid on it?

[SOteric]

9. OhYeah. Without a jog-bra

you get a lot of this going on:

[ForrestGump]

11. But that's a GOOD thing,

isn't it?

I mean, as a spectator sport.....

[SOteric]

12. As a spectator sport

isn't running without skivvies kind of fun...?

[ForrestGump]

14. Well, if you stand back far enough

After all, most of the damage was being inflicted by my knees. Ever heard of a game called 'conkers'?

And, being 20 years old at the time.....well.....it's all too predictable, isn't it?

[lifeform]

5. doesn't frolic-ing alone cause palm hair?

?

[ForrestGump]

8. Not if you frolic around a palm tree

All the hair gets trransferred to the tree.

It's true - you should see some of the palms (trees, that is) that I've frolicked around. I think it's why so many people like to live near the coast.

[Andy_Stephenson]

6. Frolicking on the beach.....

Is not what it is cracked up to be...Now about reversing the hats!!!!

[ForrestGump]

10. Well, of course, I WOULD need to reverse the hats if it weren't for

the fact that the water I was periodically dipping myself in was so cold. Yes, that's what it is, you know - ordinarily, in a warmer clime, I need to tote my usual face-covering sombrero as well as a full-size Abraham Lincoln stovepipe hat. One can't be too careful.

And, please, no references to beaches and cracks. I'm still finding sand in there from when I was a kid.

[Shakeydave]

13. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

You need a smaller sombrero on your head!?!?!?!

[ForrestGump]

15. Maybe a smaller head would suffice - it's been so long since I had a

little head.....


:o