Haikus for Ann Coulter

[Xipe Totec]

A barren tree stands
no shelter shade or fruit here
Spring has passed it by

Fire has singed it
and stripped it of canopy
Summer was harsh too

Fall has come early
rains sap her foundation and
expose bitter roots

Winter approaches
a single apple remains
but it has rotted

[Droopy]

1. Excellent!

I heard the old battle axe did something that was especially grievous. What did she do? I think it was something about gays.

[Xipe Totec]

4. Worse,

She called John Edwards a 'fagot'.

Insulting the gay community, John Edwards, and pretty much anybody within earshot.

Pretty normal behavior for her, really. About as common as yawning.

[itsmesgd]

2. ok

A dried up stank bitch
With nothing but hate inside
I bet she's a man

[AlCzervik]

3. very good.

Hyperbolic Hag
throws redmeat to the klansmen
cross burning at 5:00

[Catshrink]

5. Bride of Darth Cheney

Skinny vapid thing
Democracy's enemy
Bride of Darth Cheney

[HughBeaumont]

6. Mann Coultergeist

Saddest sack alive
A Comedy that sucks ass
She likely bleeds green

[Blue-Jay]

7. Those are actually very good.

Not only do they follow the form of a haiku, they also encompass the style of a good haiku. At the same time, they're true and funny, considering the subject.

Posts like this make me wish that we had the option of voting "thumbs up or thumbs down" for specific posts, even in the Lounge. (Yes, admins, I know that you floated that type of option past us once and that it was voted down)

[Xipe Totec]

15. Thanks!

Considering the subject limericks would be more appropriate, but I suck at them.

:hi:

[GenDem]

8. Here goes

Emaciated adversary
Sows hatred with her lexis
Banishment is a remedy

[eppur_se_muova]

9. Wow ... pithy poetic imagery can be scathing.

Who knew? :shrug:

[gbate]

10. These are fun.

Annoying loudmouth
proclaiming our godlessness
great for parody!

[KitchenWitch]

11. ...

Years of dry rotting
flesh and blood long since deceased
Why won't she shut up

[VenusRising]

12. Haikus

Self proclaimed Dead Head
Deader yet inside her head
Rotting soul of hate.



Voice of evil speaks
through a man guised as woman
that would kill us all.

[SeattleGirl]

13. Okay

Embodiment of evil and
hatred should be banished
from our midst

[meegbear]

14. ...

Start of my Haiku
Ann Coulter is a blond skank
End of my Haiku

[guitar man]

16. ....

closer to the curb
you shrill ass harpee from hell
the bus is coming

:evilgrin:

[El Fuego]

17. .

She makes US look good
But can't see the irony--
Such a stupid bitch.