Does anyone else have a right-wing friend they ask questions at DU for?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Poll question: Does anyone else have a right-wing friend they ask questions at DU for?

I know I do. I'd like to introduce you all to my good friend The Master. He's a fairly robust right-wing alien whose hobbies include shrivelling his enemies, allying himself with ruthless cyborgs to achieve planetary domination and holding the universe to ransom with the threat of all-consuming entropy. He tends to favour Pat Buchanan at primaries. I think the Master might cause a bit of a stir at DU, so I've been asking questions by proxy for him, just so he doesn't ruffle a few feathers (or blast them into e-space). Does anyone else have a Republican friend they ask questions at DU for?

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. What is a "Republican" friend?

:shrug:

[goobergunch]

2. Will he minaturize you if you don't ask the questions for him? (n/t)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. He told me not to answer that.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Is he the reason why you are "Screaming" Lord Byron?

Would you be just Lord Byron if not for him?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. I'd be 'calm, relaxed and definitely not shitting myself' Lord Byron n/t

[renegade000]

6. HELP HE IS TRYING TO GET CONTROL OF THE KEYBOARD!

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[Kathy in Cambridge]

7. I Already Told You I Was Leo!

I channel his spirit!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

8. Aaaarggggh! RUN AND HIDE!

[put out]

9. Then who am I channeling? Uh oh.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

10. back away from the ouija board, back away!