Letterman's Hall of Fame Top 10...

[Richardo]

Not sure why, but I found this list extra hilarious, especially #'s 10, 9 and 6.

Top Ten Things I'd Like To Get Off My Chest Now That I'm in the Baseball Hall of Fame
(As presented by Paul Molitor and Dennis Eckersley)


10. "Once after I hit a grand slam I kissed the umpire on the mouth"

9. "In case there's any confusion, when I die, please don't freeze me"

8. "On July 17, 1984, I told the manager I pulled a hamstring and I went to see 'Ghostbusters'"

7. "Thank God I was never a Devil Ray"

6. "I joined a gym so I can continue to shower with men"

5. "Forget all that stuff during contract negotiations -- I was seriously, seriously overpaid"

4. "I traded my 1993 World Series ring for two front row tickets to a Jethro Tull concert"

3. "Once a guy made a joke about the mustache so I beat him to death with a Fungo Bat"

2. "During difficult times in my life I rebroadcast or retransmitted games without the express written consent of Major League Baseball"

1. "Earlier today, I married Britney Spears"

(c) 2004 Worldwide Pants

[Kolesar]

1. I don't get 10 and 6

I don't follow baseball enough.

[private_ryan]

2. 6

they were gay (they miss showeing with men) but only now can say it. Not sure if they're gay but the joke is that way. 10, no clue.

[Richardo]

3. 10 is just silly...

..so I like it.

[Westegg]

4. I laughed four times while reading this...

...and I'm glad I did. Thanks for posting it. It's possible that Dave's Top Ten read better than they sound on TV.

[bmbmd]

5. Funniest in my memory

"Top Ten Body Parts or Van Pattens".

#1. "Dick"

[joeybee12]

6. Hee-larious! Thanks!