I am a Real Housewife of Orange County.

[KitchenWitch]

And I fucking hate the image that damn show gives us real people.

x(

[Taverner]

1. So you don't have a Dolce and Gabbana apron?

:P

[KitchenWitch]

6. I do not have Dolce and Gabbana squat!

:P

I prefer Coach!

:rofl:

Actually the only thing I have close to a designer handbag is my Stone Mountain.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear KitchenWitch!

Anyone who knows you would be aware that you are the prime example of a good lady in Orange County.....

:loveya:

:hug:

[AlCzervik]

3. they should call it the real house wives of Codo or whatever their gated community is

called--yes?

[KitchenWitch]

7. Agreed.

Coto de Caza. They refuse to incorporate as a city, but get all bitchy when they have to pay for services such as police, fire, etc. out of their homeowner's association fees.

:eyes:

[AlCzervik]

8. Sounds like a community near where i live, they are just one big

"Master planned" community with a gate and all kinds of special rules, we looked at houses there and i am so glad we didn't buy one.

[KitchenWitch]

9. Apparently they are entitled to the services for free

When the rest of us have to pay for them via property taxes, etc.

:eyes:

[AlCzervik]

10. well my solution for thems that doesn't want to pay for community services is--

don't be calling the fire dept if your house is ablaze.

[KitchenWitch]

11. hear hear!

:hi:

[Wapsie B]

4. I know an Orange Co. housewife

who moved here. One of the finest people I know.

[mtnester]

5. Young lady, that is why I needed a pencil for my eye

the show is horrid on so damn many levels...I gave you a post back in my thread

[Kajsa]

12. You tell 'em sistah!

God forsaken crap show is so not what's real
around here.


:nuke:

[KitchenWitch]

13. ...

:hi:

[Kajsa]

14. Back atcha!

:hug: :hi:

[Initech]

15. I live in Orange County... the area I live in is nothing like that show.

[KitchenWitch]

16. Most areas in central and north county are not like the show!

:eyes:

[pstokely]

17. I'm guessing you don't live in a gated community

[KitchenWitch]

21. Nope!

We is all right out in the open, or as open as our subdivision can be. (We are in a master planned city, but are in one of the older neighborhoods within that city).

We have no homeowners association, so we do not need permission to plant a tree or anything.

[coffeenap]

18. OMG-my brother in law and wife libed in Coto for years. I haven't

watched the show but the impression I get is that they are shown EXACTLY like my relatives were. Huge house, four various kinds of service employees, the Ferrari, you get the picture. I say were, because they lost everything in a lawsuit against their company (which they cheated and said was female owned in order to get govt contracts, btw). When they lost everything, all of their "friends" left them behind so they went to Rick Warren's megachurch and found solace there. Now bil has a business where he signs up people to use certain credit cards at certain stores to give a percentage to charities---he takes 15% off the top. So, soon, he'll be rich again. (I am so proud to be related to them...)

[kay1864]

19. What a charmer

He votes Republican, I take it?

[coffeenap]

20. You betcha! Was a member of the YPO--a young millionaires

circle-jerk club who met often with people like Rove, etc. Funny how they dropped him like a stone when he lost his fortunes. Real friendship, huh?

[PVnRT]

22. You don't have weekly Botox injections and enormous fake tits?

n/t

[KitchenWitch]

23. No botox injections, but I do have enormous REAL tits!

:bounce::bounce:

[PVnRT]

24. That comment is useless without pics

Posted for the benefit of matcom, should he check in on this thread.