That does it! I'm starting a food diary. Fuck this shit.

[graywarrior]

I lie to myself every day about what I'm eating and I really think I'm getting away with it. Ha! I caught myself today....fucking little LIAR!

Wait'll I find out what I'm going to do starting tomorrow. I will be so shocked...I might CRY.

[KitchenWitch]

1. I have seen pictures of you, you do not need to worry!

:pals:

[graywarrior]

2. Stand next to me as I gawk at myself buck naked in a full length mirror.

:puke: and then :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

3. Starting Tomorrow

I'll start sending you what I'm eating and the exercise I'm doing again

I've been remiss in that and I've not been doing shit for about a week

:crazy:

[graywarrior]

4. I need accountability.

I am so evil.

[SPKrazy]

5. Without Accountability

I'm a lying sack of shit :evilgrin:

at least in many areas of my life

some worse than others

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Dear Diary,

Today I ate Lu............ oh wait, better not post that. :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

7. ...

:spank::spank:

Honesty is the key, here!

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. Bwhaha!

:rofl: :evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

8. He's so fucking sweet, I'd gain 5 lbs just ea....well, you know.

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. I'm just going to bite my tongue...

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

11. Bite his...

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. Oh you are naughty

:evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

18. But not you, right?

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. Right.

Check the HALO! ---> O8)

[graywarrior]

24. You really expect me to fall for that?

:nopity:

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Yes?

:think:


:hurts:

[graywarrior]

27. would that make you feel better...if I fell for it?

:dunce:

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. No?

:shrug:








:rofl:

[graywarrior]

29. OK, let's break the monotony here.

OK...YOUR TURN.

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. Ok fine!

Toby thinks he's Paris Hilton. :rofl:

[graywarrior]

31. Lukas is.....amused.

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. That's what Toby was hoping for

[graywarrior]

33. So the inevitable will happen...

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. You got it

[graywarrior]

35. Who's on top?

[RevolutionaryActs]

38. I don't know?

[graywarrior]

39. OK, who's on first base? OR...who made it to first base?

[RevolutionaryActs]

40. Does it even matter?

[graywarrior]

41. No, coz it all ends the same way.

[RevolutionaryActs]

42. Exactly, and as long as we have that.

What else do we need?


:evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

43. All I know is, I can't look at belts the same way anymore

[RevolutionaryActs]

44. Grr baby

[graywarrior]

45. Shwing.

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. Dude, RockBand has lots of new crack...

literally.





:o

[graywarrior]

48. Okee dokie...I may be gone for awhile.

[RevolutionaryActs]

49. This one...

is... is....

[graywarrior]

50. Sweet.

Susan is a slut, tho.

Luke agrees

[RevolutionaryActs]

51. New Luke!

New to me anyway.. :P

[graywarrior]

52. I'm taking that one. That is so.....hawt.

Wish I could put my eyeliner on as well as he does.

[RevolutionaryActs]

53. Oh baby

[graywarrior]

54. I cannot find any new Toby ones. Where the hell are they?

[RevolutionaryActs]

55. All I need is this one..

*dies*

[graywarrior]

56. That is the best one yet.

You must be craving.

[RevolutionaryActs]

57. It makes me feel funny

:9

[graywarrior]

58. This one makes me feel funny

[RevolutionaryActs]

59. Oh no.

Gray, what are you doing? Oh Gray, not in public...

[graywarrior]

60. .

[RevolutionaryActs]

62. Bring it on

[graywarrior]

63. Ya know, Rev....you really know how to TORTURE me.

My goal tomorrow is to find every photo I can of Toby and be IN YOUR FACE with them, dude.

[RevolutionaryActs]

64. Really

Promise? :bounce:



I could just kiss you!

[graywarrior]

65. He loves kissing guys, doesn't he?

He's kinda like us.

[RevolutionaryActs]

66. He's a man ho

Thank gawd!

[graywarrior]

67. He could be our girlfriend.

If he didn't have such manly pecs.

[RevolutionaryActs]

68. I know

[graywarrior]

69. You never cease to amaze me.

[GoneOffShore]

12. It's easier than you think

"Eat food. Not too much. Plants mostly. Don't eat anything your great-great-grandmother wouldn't recognize as food." Michael Pollan - 2007

And drink water. And walk or bike or swim or twitch alot or type really, really, fast.

:)

[graywarrior]

14. I've been going to the gym 4-5 times a week lifting weights and doing fat burning aerobics.

I have lost nothing. Not one pound. Grrrrrrrrrr.

[GoneOffShore]

17. I know the feeling

I need to lose 15 pounds or my quack is going to pound on me.

And I just had tapas, some wine and a chocolate pot au creme.

And I'm not doing Pilates tomorrow and we're going out to dinner tomorrow night!!
Arrrgh!!!

[graywarrior]

21. Life just keeps interfering.

I can't even starve myself, coz I don't lose weight when I do that.

[bicentennial_baby]

36. But, that makes sense...

You're gonna lose from straight cardio, and gain from straight weight lifting...So the combo balaces out :)

[prolesunited]

46. Are you healthy? Is your body functioning well?

Is there anything your size or weight prevents you from doing?

If you're eating a healthy, well-balanced diet, the numbers on the scale or the tags in the clothes mean absolutely nothing.

Quit beating yourself up!

[Left Is Write]

22. My great-great-grandmother would have recognized lutefisk as "food"...

so maybe I shouldn't trust her judgment.

:crazy:

[GoneOffShore]

23. Lutefisk is good

As long as you have a clothespin for your nose.

She wouldn't have recognized "Goyurt" as food though, or "Protein Bars".

[Left Is Write]

25. No, nor did she have a car or central air-conditioning, but that doesn't mean I shouldn't.

:)

She probably never heard of any kind of yogurt.

I'll take the potatoes, the lefse, and the molasses cookies, but you're not getting me anywhere near lutefisk.

Anyway, I doubt lutefisk is graywarrior's problem, so I should probably quit teasing in her thread.

[GoneOffShore]

37. There's a difference between Lutefisk and airconditioning

Apples to oranges.

Sorry, I've been reading Michael Pollan's book - The Omnivores Dilemma _ and I'm a bit obsessed at the moment.

She would have understood yogurt though, but not "Goyurt'.

[graywarrior]

61. OK, I just got here and read that.

:wtf:

[Thickasabrick]

15. I blew my diet again today - two candy bars. I don't need to write

it down though - I will feel like total shit tomorrow....sigh.

Tomorrow is a new day so I'm just going to start over. Don't beat yourself up about it - just try again....and be happy!

[graywarrior]

16. I made the mistake of trying on clothes today.

Not pretty.

[Thickasabrick]

19. Trying on clothes is the absolute worst! I wish I could buy those

hangers that had sizes on them so it wouldn't take me so long to find something in my current size! I must have at least 5 different sizes for various stages I go through. I refuse to buy new clothes until I wear all those that I bought for "motivation". I must have 20 different motivation outfits!