Man Doesn't Get Valentine's Gift For Girlfriend - She Cuts Off Her Nipple & His Penis

[matcom]

remember that thread on Valentines Day about gifts? :scared:

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Dumaguete City, Philippines - published on hipfox.com - A woman who got mad that her boyfriend of 12 years hadn’t gotten her a valentine’s day gift flew into a rage yesterday and chopped off her left nipple after cutting off her boyfriend’s penis first.

Reynato Reyes, 41, said that his girlfriend had wanted a wedding ring and had been asking for marriage due to stress and nagging from her mother who was dying from cancer.

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He said the girlfriend, Loreli Belmonte, 32, had warned him that if he did not get her what she wanted after staying with him that long, then she would cut off a part of her body that he loved the most.

Reynato says that he did not take her seriously since she herself loved her own breasts and had forced Reynato to pay for her to get a breast augmentation two years ago.

Reynado says he immediately forgot about the threat when he went to work that morning and that upon coming back home from work later that evening, he found a gift-wrapped box sitting on the floor of his living room.

Just then, Loreli walked in from the bedroom and straight out asked him for “the ring”.

When Reynato failed to produce a ring, Loreli calmly walked toward the box, opened it and took out a brand new machete.

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He learned from the police as they questioned him that his girlfriend had indeed cut off her left nipple after cutting his penis off and had then proceeded to call the police and tell them exactly what she had done.

Doctors did manage to stitch Reynato’s penis back and he says he is ready to forgive and forget and would take her back as soon as she is released from jail.

http://www.businessportal24.com/en/Hipfox_Woman_Valentine_121429.html

[redwitch]

1. Now that is true love.

:scared:

[zingaro]

2. Sure, or a drug-induced helping of FEAR for his LIFE. Yikes.

[JVS]

3. He's willing to take her back? What a dumbass! She's no good.

[matcom]

4. she is Tainted now

only one nipple x(

[JVS]

5. an even bigger problem is that she's BATSHIT INSANE!

[matcom]

6. but she wrapped up the machete so nice!

bow and everything!

[NewJeffCT]

16. maybe

she's the greatest lay ever?

I mean, the article also says that 2 years ago, she "forced" him to pay for her breast implants...

[Radical Activist]

19. She must have something going for her.

Does anyone really have to be "forced" to get breast implants for their girlfriend?

[NewJeffCT]

20. I'd try to talk a woman out of it

and, it is not a cheap operation...

[Radical Activist]

21. Yeah, to be honest

I probably wouldn't want to date someone who was that insecure about her body and I certainly wouldn't call it the best use of the money.

[peekaloo]

7. Nip/Tuck Philippines style!

I can't decide which one is more ape shit crazy, him or her.

[YDogg]

8. That had to leave a mark.

[BlueIris]

9. AAAAHHHH. Worst story I've seen all week.

Jesus Christ.

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Awwww!

Wouldn't those look pretty on a charm bracelet? :loveya:

[sakabatou]

11. Feel that lurve!

[deucemagnet]

12. It must be love.

For me, cutting off the penis is a deal-breaker.

[Rhythm]

13. Matcom... what's your username at FARK?

[matcom]

14. don't got one

:shrug:

[NewJeffCT]

15. I guess he'll remember Valentine's Day next year

Ouch.

[The2ndWheel]

17. Must have been a hell of a left nipple

or else that's not really a fair trade.

[mockmonkey]

18. Tit for Tat n/t