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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 02:58 PM
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HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES (sick humor)
Edited on Tue Feb-13-07 03:07 PM by bif
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions:
(and maybe say goodbye!).
>
> 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop
> case.
> 2. Remove your laptop.
> 3. Start up
> 4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you,
> can see the screen.
> 5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to
> the sky.
> 6. Then hit this link
> <http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf>
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 03:09 PM
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1. HAHAHAH
but I think you would need internet access.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 03:13 PM
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2. No you wouldn't.
Click on the link in the OP, "Save As.." some file in your hard disk and open it with your browser.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 03:39 PM
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5. ohhh
Edited on Tue Feb-13-07 03:47 PM by jasonc
I am going to do that.

edit: I tried and it saves it as an .swf file which apparently only realplayer can open.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 03:44 PM
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6. Geez. The world is full of evil people.
:evilgrin:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 03:24 PM
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3. That is Hilarious.
But I would probably be next to the gung ho type and get tazed.
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DrDan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 03:26 PM
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4. that is great!!!
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