Dear Diary:

[RevolutionaryActs]

I hope my new fun room (you know, the one with the padded walls!) is next to Gray. But the weird Toby clone (the one that sounds like a girl), said that we have to be separated.
I'm not sure why though? I mean, it's not our fault that the last time we played together we lit the whole south ward on fire. We were only the lighting candles for our Lukas/Toby shrine.

[graywarrior]

1. Dear Diary;

My psychiatrist said I am going to be here for a long long time. I made one friend. She sings Rebel Yell in Chinese.

[gemdem]

2. It's probably a sad statement on my part,

but that's the funniest thing I've read in a while. Thanks, I needed the laugh. :-)

[graywarrior]

3. Are youthe one who is the voice of God?

[gemdem]

5. Naw, I'm the voice of Murray Schwartz

the butcher at the corner deli. The voice of God, he's the fellow who lived in the cold water flat over on the southside. Hasn't been there in months. Couldn't keep up with the rent. Go ahead, talk amongst yourselves while I go check the corned beef.

[graywarrior]

7. You've been in here longer than us, right?

[gemdem]

9. You have NO idea.

But I'm feeling MUCH better now. ;-)

[graywarrior]

11. It was the group enemas. We all get giddy when they do that.

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. Dear Diary;

I think they tried to give Gray her meds again, I saw one of the orderlys walk by with a black eye. Also I learned how to sing Rebel Yell in Spanish, so that was good.

[graywarrior]

6. Dear Diary,

Rev has been walking around dressed like Salvadore Dali for the past day or so.

For some reason, my fist hurts and I can't fit it inside my mouth like usual. I need an enema.

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. Dear Diary

Why are the clocks melting?

[graywarrior]

10. Dear Diary;

They handcuffed me to Rev and she stares at me like this all during lunch (and I end upwith strained peas all over my white belt)

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. Dear Diary

Today I sat by Gray at lunch. I tried to feed her some strained peas, she didn't want any though. And she keeps trying to put her foot in mouth, but I'm not sure why. Later that day I saw two orderlys with black eyes.


Oh, the clocks have stopped melting.. now they've turned into cats. Tick tock, tick tock, meow.

[graywarrior]

15. Dear Diary;

My fists are killing me. So are my feet. There is cat litter all over the hallway floors. Some guy wearing eyeliner visited Rev today. She's been wailing like a banshee ever since.

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. Dear Diary

Lukas came to see me today, he wanted to talk about Gray. He said he's worried about her. I'm not sure why though, she managed to get the belt all clean. You can't see any of the peas anymore.

Gray started throwing my kitties cat litter around like confetti, now I have to wait until next week to get more. :cry:

[Danger Mouse]

13. Dear Diary:

What is wrong with me? Cause I'm fine between the lines.
Be not afraid, help is on its way.
A sentence suspended in air, way over there
Dear Diary, what else could it be?
This nightshade descends like a veil, under the sail
Of my heart be still
Don't stop until the end
Dear Diary
What is wrong with me? Cause I'm fine between the lines...
-Travis

So sorry, I just couldn't stop myself :/

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. Oooh, nice!

I like Travis, they're a good band. :thumbsup:

[Danger Mouse]

16. That song...a friend of mine, when I was going through a

very suicidal point in my life...gave it to me, told me it made her think of me...don't know why, but it helped...we don't talk anymore, but that person kept me going through incredibly difficult times...

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. .

:hug:

[Danger Mouse]

19. Lol, sorry to plunk that down out of nowhere...

:hug:
but thank you :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. Eh, it happens.

:P


Anytime. :hug:

[Danger Mouse]

22. Life is a crazy, bizarre, mixed-up thing.

When I think about how I got from there to here, I can't even imagine what I felt like back then.
Don't ever get romantically involved with a seriously emotionally disturbed person, trust me. They'll just drag you down with them, and then some.

[graywarrior]

21. Dear Diary;

The full moon is calling me.

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. Dear Diary

Gray went streaking again tonight. I took some pictures for Lukas.

[idgiehkt]

23. Dear Diary:

There was this really hot guy on CSI tonight. He was a male escort and his character's name was Jesse. He looked so much like Lukas that I thought about getting on here and asking Gray if it was him. But he had really blue eyes and he wasn't goth or anything (don't kill me if that's the wrong style of dress), and I didn't think Lukas would sell out like that. But he was cute though, even though I felt like a perv for thinking so.

bye,

idg

[graywarrior]

25. Dear Diary;

Lukas is a male escort. I need $100 right away.

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Dear Diary

Gray is cheap.

[graywarrior]

27. Dear Diary;

Rev keeps showing people her legs.

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Dear Diary

All of my attempts to get Toby to notice me have failed. Maybe if I started streaking like Gray?

[graywarrior]

29. Dear Diary,

Rev is nekkid....again. And she is running....Fast....like over the lunch tables.

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. Dear Diary

I tried be like Gray today, but all it got me was a double dose of meds.

[graywarrior]

32. Dear Diary,

Rev is drooling. She's so cute when her chin is wet. I got to take her picture of the blond guy who visits and makes her screech like a banchee. Wonder what she sees in him. He's kinda....EVA.

[SPKrazy]

31. It's Just Another Freakin' Psycho Thread

between the psychos here, rev gray

and surely you aren't saying I'm a psycho there!

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

33. Dear Diary,

A new inmate just moved in. He's wearing knickers.

[SPKrazy]

34. Hey, How'd You Know That?

I'm wearing knickers and listening to sweet dreams

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnWihtoDnnc

ahhhh, sweet dreams are made of this

:shrug:

[graywarrior]

35. Dear Diary,

The new inmate has tubes in his padded cell. How come the rest of us don't? Tubes make things go fast. I heard that on tv once.

[SPKrazy]

36. The new inmate is tubes

he is a virtual roommate

he's wicked psycho too!

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. Dear Diary

I heard the new guy is a kleto.. and a stalker. Creepy.

[graywarrior]

38. Dear Diary.

Group therapy is going to be so much fun.

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. Dear Diary

If there are more people in the group, does this mean I don't get to talk as much?

[graywarrior]

40. Dear Diary,

Rev has her own group in her head. I can hear them all talking at once.

[RevolutionaryActs]

41. Dear Diary

I hear Gray in my head again.

[graywarrior]

42. Dear Diary,

I just looked in the mirror and there was Rev with my face and a two-toned spikey haircut sticking up out of my head. WTF?

[SPKrazy]

47. We'll Get The Therapist distracted

so he or she will not notice that you are talking all the time then we don't have to talk

[SPKrazy]

46. Yup

and a perv

[sasquatch]

43. Dear Diary:

They said I wasn't compentent to stand trial. How the hell is it a bad thing to run down the street and randomly spank beutiful women with my paddle. They took the damned paddle too. That's ok, once I figure a way out of this damned straitejacket I'm gonna pull that 20 something nurse down the hall over my knee and put my right hand to work.
:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

44. Dear Diary

We got a new one today. He seems nice enough, but he kept staring at my butt, I wonder why?

[sasquatch]

45. Dear Diary:

I got my hands on a 2x6 board toady and I'm using a make shift knife to use to make it into my new paddle. The nurse is staying for away from me, that one girl in the fun room looks promising though.
:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

48. Just wait a little longer

I'm gonna come and spring you and Gray together.

[graywarrior]

49. Dear Diary;

One of the guys in group keeps talking about springing everyone and walking around with blueprints of "secret tunnels". I don't know how he can even get out of the bathroom, never mind the institution. He shaves his armpits all day.

[billyskank]

51. There is a bathroom?

:o

[wildhorses]

50. i found a dairy underneath a tree, the words took me by surprise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPwe93t5stw

[billyskank]

53. But at least you had some milk

:hi:

[wildhorses]

92. and remember that loaf of bread you were SO worried about--

i think i found it;):hug::hi:

[liberal hypnotist]

52. Gray has Du privileges revoked.

Gray will no longer be allowed to carry on this Lucas fantasy. As a therapist, I know this is harmful especially to someone like her. Her diary has been shredded

[RevolutionaryActs]

54. Dear Diary

There's a new doctor. They keep talking about "helping" us, but unless they have Toby or Lukas hidden in a filing cabinet; I'm not sure how they're going to do that.

[graywarrior]

55. Dear Diary,

Everyone here is crazy.

[RevolutionaryActs]

56. Dear Diary

Gray has completely forsaken Luke for this dude,



I know, I'm not sure why either.

[billyskank]

57. Why am I in here anyway?

You people are all fruitcakes!

[RevolutionaryActs]

59. Dear Diary

That new guy who talks funny, he keeps talking about desserts for some reason. Makes me hungry.

[graywarrior]

58. Dear Diary,

Rev is making up lies in group about some little whipper snapper whom I think is NOTHING compared to Lukas. God, someone drug her.

[RevolutionaryActs]

60. Dear Diary

My arm hurts.. and I'm feeling very sleepy all of a sudden.

[graywarrior]

78. Dear Diary,

The guy who thinks he is a hypnotist/therapist cannot spell Lukas' name right. I think he has the hots for me. Note to self: pretend to be in a trance so he will move on to REV.

[BarenakedLady]

61. Wierdos....

I, on the other hand, am complete sane. Why don't they let me out? :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

63. Dear Diary

We got another new one, she likes to be naked more than Gray. I didn't think that was possible. She talks about monkey's none stop, and I really don't want to know what she does with that banana....

[BarenakedLady]

66. ....

:spray:

[graywarrior]

64. Dear Diary,

Rev is drooling again. Good thing, coz she was starting to take her pants off...again. Some new girl, Lady Godiva?, showed up telling us all she's sane. Yeah, we're all sane. That's why we're here.

[BarenakedLady]

67. But I AM sane!

The voices told me so.

[gemdem]

84. It's just me, Murray Schwartz again

But this naked lady she don't eat no meat, so I think I'll make her some blintzes and a nice green salad. It's interesting what she does with that banana. Oy!

[BarenakedLady]

93. LoL!

:hi:

:yourock:

[gemdem]

94. Oy! And that monkey's looking pretty happy, too.

And I don't think it has anything to do with that banana. Such a lucky monkey!

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

95. I love my monkey and my monkey loves me

Do you want to touch my monkey? :evilgrin:


(though technically i have to say that it is a chimpanzee which is not a monkey but an ape. ok i feel better now.) :P

[deepthought42]

62. Dear Diary

I think I'm cracking up. :rofl:

I want a room w/padded walls. :silly:

I had a dream I was sick, and when I woke up, I was disappointed to find out that I'm not.

[RevolutionaryActs]

65. Dear Diary

I found our theme song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyEDxwDs_zA

[deepthought42]

68. Dear Diary

I can't hear the theme song. My ears are still attached to my head, what gives? I think my computer is crazy. Time to put it down.... :argh:

[graywarrior]

70. Dear Diary,

They're making us all wear orange jumpsuits now. And our group sessions are getting bigger. Rev is shoving pictures of some 12 year old dude in my face and laughing at me. I hope the blond guy comes and services her soon.

[deepthought42]

72. Oh no...

I hate orange. Orange is evil. I still don't know how I got here. My head feels weird...

[graywarrior]

76. Dear Diary,

Some new dude just showed up dressed like a pumpkin. I moved my seat.

[deepthought42]

77. Dear Diary

Some gray person thinks I'm a dude. I feel so depressed.... :spank:

[billyskank]

69. Dear diary

That gray one keeps ignoring me. I think she thinks I'm a freak.

I didn't even know I had a diary.

[graywarrior]

71. Dear Diary,

The guy with the shaved head/armpits keeps talking to me in a pretend British accent. Who does he think he is, John Lennon?

[billyskank]

73. Dear diary

They gray one cracks up with hysteria every time I open my mouth. It is driving me to distraction. And why does she keep staring at my armpits?

[graywarrior]

74. Dear Diary,

The fake British guy just covered his entire body with shaving creme. This is not going to be good. His tongue and teeth are blue. WTF? That's hysterical!!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

75. Dear Diary

Gray put food coloring in the drinking water again.

[deepthought42]

79. Dear Diary;

I hate snakes, they drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rubber snakes. Snakes? I hate snakes, they drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...

[RevolutionaryActs]

80. Dear Diary

we played a joke on the new one, put some fake snakes in her bed. I don't think she liked it very much, just sits in the conner rocking back and forth muttering about rubber bands.

[deepthought42]

81. Dear Diary

The voices said some thing about rubber bands. Rubber bands are spiffy! They are the spiffiest! Especially when they're colorful. As long as they're not orange....

I think the rubber snakes are gone. Snakes? I hate snakes, they drive me crazy...

[graywarrior]

82. Dear Diary,

It was fucking mayhem here today.

[deepthought42]

83. *gasp*

:wow:

Dear Diary,

I think I need solitary confinement.

[RevolutionaryActs]

85. Dear Diary

I think their was an orgy going on in Gray's room today. I went to my room and bounced off the walls for a while. It was fun.

Oh, learned to sing Rebel Yell in Russian today.

[graywarrior]

86. Dear Diary,

I want to be a male transvestite. I think Rev knows someone.

[RevolutionaryActs]

87. Dear Diary,

Gray keeps singing songs from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, which is fine, until she starts running around in the gold thong.

[gemdem]

88. This would explain why she was asking

about Meatloaf.

[graywarrior]

89. Dear Diary,

I have a new way to put makeup on.

[RevolutionaryActs]

90. Dear Diary

Gray tried to do her makeup like Lukas, but it doesn't look right.

[graywarrior]

91. Dear Diary,

Rev wrote EVA all over herself in a black magic marker. WTF?

[mainegreen]

96. Dear God! Why did I click on this? It's hurts my head!

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

97. You belong in an asylum with us.

And you know it.

[mainegreen]

99. I feel like I accidental stepped into one here.

And I'm quietly tiptoeing for the door before I'm noticed.

Harvey?

[graywarrior]

100. Forget it, we all know you've been here.

Grab a basket and start weaving.

[halobeam]

98. but I bet the endorphins are just about kickin' in by now.

:rofl:

[deepthought42]

101. Dear Diary...

I spent the weekend in solitary confinement. Not much happened. I think the snakes are leaving me alone for the time being. Henry VIII came by for a visit. I can't feel my fingers...