Until children can give informed consent, all sports involving them should be banned

[MonkeyFunk]

I sucked at Little League.

[Madspirit]

1. They pick

Kids should be exposed to all things and then if THEY want to play something and THEY are attracted to something and THEY want encouragement, that's cool. They should NEVER be forced or pushed.

How did you suck at Little League?
Madspirit

[MonkeyFunk]

2. I threw like a girl

with polio.

[Madspirit]

3. sock monkeys

I was scared of sock monkeys when I was little.

Is this little girl you throw like in or out of a wheelchair?
Madspirit

[MonkeyFunk]

4. an iron lung

I was really really bad at baseball.