So Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake split...

[Shell Beau]

I never really thought they looked right together.

[Hugin]

1. I didn't know they were together...

:shrug:

I need some more current 'loids in the water closet... I guess. ;)

[Shell Beau]

6. Nah!! It isn't a bad thing you didn't know that I promise!

:)

[NNadir]

2. Her powerful fixation with me caused him great anxiety and suffering.

It's not that he was a particular jealous type - he didn't mind her thinking about other men - but it bothered her that she was thinking about extremely ugly other men.

I tried to explain to both of them that I was wholly unavailable, but it didn't seem to help either of them to get over it.

I moved and changed my telephone number but somehow she found me anyway - and Justin was aware of that sad fact.

He tried to distract himself. He began to pursue doctoral studies working long and hard on a doctoral thesis at the University of Nebraska at Lincoln about proto-Marxist attitudes with roots in the populist support for William Jennings Bryan in the period leading up to the Spanish American War, but to no avail.

All he could think about was that his very beautiful girlfriend, a famous actress, was musing continuously about a fat, bald, middle aged, very ugly man in New Jersey. It wracked him with emotional pain. He stopped sleeping. He stopped eating. He broke out in hives. At night clumps of his hair would fall out. He began searching the internet to find pictures of Britney Spears sans underwear.

I think it's for the best for him, but she is going to have to stop bothering me. I don't want to get mean, but I'm thinking of getting a court order.

[Little Wing]

3. I'm glad you found each other

You, as a fat, bald, middle aged, very ugly man in New Jersey, scoring this:


In the middle, of course -and she's asking for 2 fingers

Gives hope to every other fugly dude out there.

[NNadir]

9. No "scoring" was involved. I'm trying to get her to go away.

I'm a married man. I have children. I don't mess around. I would never dream of sleeping with an extremely beautiful famous actress. It would upset my wife.

[Shell Beau]

4. Hahahaha!!

I hear ya!

[Wapsie B]

5. Oh dear god you mean there's a chance for me?

Cool.

:evilgrin:

I'm cereal. Cameron is one hot babe.

[Shell Beau]

7. She is very pretty.

[Wapsie B]

11. Yes she is.

She's got those eyes that just draw me in.

[Danger Mouse]

8. Guess she didn't like the dick in a box she got for Christmas?

I'm sorry. I'm so very sorry. :hide:

[Redstone]

10. They who?

Redstone

[Shell Beau]

20. You mean you don't keep up with Hollywood gossip?

:silly:


;)

[Redstone]

23. What's a Hollywood? Is that some kind of evergreen tree? Or am I thinking of

a hollyhock? No, that's not a tree, is it?

Redstone

[ronnykmarshall]

12. Well ....

I think ol' JT looks better with a boy on his arm.

I ain't one to gossip, so you didn't hear that from ME!



On edit: I hit that!!!

[idgiehkt]

15. I have always thought so, too

Which kinda makes me wonder about Cameron, too

[youthere]

13. *sigh*

my life has no meaning now.

[graywarrior]

14. How could she stand him from the start?

Puny little fuck.

[ghostsofgiants]

16. That...umm...

That's a real shame.

[Shell Beau]

18. I knew you'd be devastated!

[ghostsofgiants]

21. Truly, there is nothing left to live for.

:P

[Shell Beau]

22. I've been crying all day!

;)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

24. Yah, totally.

bums me ouuut.

[ghostsofgiants]

25. You!

Are you in Italy yet?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

27. i leave monday!

:wow:

[AlCzervik]

17. us weekly reporting he's now with Scarlett Johanssen

take it with a huge grain of salt.

[Shell Beau]

19. Weird. Didn't picture them together either.

I have even heard Kate Hudson. It is probably all crap.

[gemdem]

26. Just another sign of the Apocalypse

:eyes: