I've lost the will to flirt.

[flvegan]

Haruka3_2000, may her singlehood rest in piece, has taken (along with her new girlfriend), my will to go on flirting. I'll remember the days fondly...I'd say something suggestive to her, and she'd cut me off at the knees. I wouldn't let my gender stop me, either. How I loved counting the times she denied my many requests. "No" was a special word between us, even though I really knew that in the deep darkness of her mind, when she said "no" that what she really meant was "hell, no." Sigh...the PMs she ignored, the repeated Lounge beat downs...*sniff* It's the day the flirting died. I'm glad you good folks still have GoPsUx and Retro to continue the tradition...

Unless someone can inspire me otherwise :evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

1. MAHNY has new pics up.

:9

[flvegan]

5. Where??

[LeftyMom]

7. here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6017500&mesg_id=6017500

He and I were laughing at the egg thing last night. :)

[Phillycat]

2. Here's a picture of my kissyface...

Does that help? (I understand I'm kissing a cat. It's the best I can do. I'm trying to help you out here, dude. :shrug:)

[flvegan]

4. The...cat's...paws...are...

[Phillycat]

6. Yeah, he doesn't have much sense of propriety.

Of course, he was only about 5 months old when that picture was taken. :D

Anyway, is it working? Are you regaining your will to flirt?

[flvegan]

8. It's a good start

but I'm going to need a lot more pics...preferably scantily clad (or less clad) to be sure.

[Phillycat]

9. You're going to have to count on LM, then. Sorry dude. :)

I tried!

[LeftyMom]

10. /me hands janesez the squirt gun nt

[Phillycat]

11. LOL! Seriously!

Horny little bugger.

You are a lucky lady. I have my own big strong horny little bugger...and I kinda like it. ;-)

[LeftyMom]

13. I can't complain.

:D

[Bombero1956]

42. just how

much more naked can the cat get?

[Goblinmonger]

40. I'm going to resist

the obvious "kissing" and "pussycat" jokes that could be made. OK, I guess I only kinda resisted.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. I'm sorry, flvegan.

It's the way it's gotta be.

:hug:

[flvegan]

12. At least I know that Lost and I have one thing in common...

our taste in divas.
*snicker*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. I am totally not a diva.

Unless I see a spider.

[LeftyMom]

15. Hey, that's something else you have in common.

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. He's scared of spiders?!?!?!?!?!

[LeftyMom]

17. You didn't hear that from me though, okay?

shhhhhh

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. Hear what?

[LeftyMom]

19. Exactly. nt

[flvegan]

20. I used to love seeing the two of you go back and forth like this...

and back...and forth...but now...

*sob*

I can't even bring myself to suggest the two of you settle this with an oil wrestling match...topless.

Just turn out the lights when you leave.

[LeftyMom]

21. Damn, that's sad

:cry:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. Yeah, there's only one chick now that I want to wrestle.

And it's not LeftyMom. Sorry LeftyMom.

[LeftyMom]

23. squeak

:cry:

[LostinVA]

25. Grrrrrrrrrrrr

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. *tickle*

[flvegan]

28. OH, GET A ROOM!!!!

...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. In one week...

granted it will be ThomCat's spare room.

[flvegan]

30. I hope ThomCat's studs work well for him.

The ones in the walls...perv.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

47. Oh yeah, I'm bringing my power drill.

I need to stick some eyebolts in them.

[LeftyMom]

48. Steer clear of the lenses, would ya?

flvegan just bought a house and dog chemo costs a fortune, so he needs to pay to get me out there somehow. :shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

49. Don't worry. I know what I'm doing.

I'm quite skilled with power tools.

[flvegan]

50. Alert the media.

What a shock this one is.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

53. Heh.

She can cook. I can put stuff together.

It's a good combo.

Oh, and she'll kill spiders.

[flvegan]

54. It seems that, per your admission, she brings TWO things

to this lovely table, yet you bring one. In graphic, erotic detail, what other thing can you do well? She's one up on you...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

61. No.

[flvegan]

63. Ahhh...just like old times.

*sniff*

[LostinVA]

32. We did

[LostinVA]

31. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. *TICKLE*

[LostinVA]

34. NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

35. Geez, I figured you'd be trying to wrestle me by now...

[LostinVA]

65. Flvegan would like it too much

[flvegan]

66. Hating me for my freedoms, I see...

Real nice.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

67. Very true...

then again, so might Thom.

Damn breeder.

[LostinVA]

24. She may be a diva, but she's MY diva, dammit!

Paws off, hetero boy.

[BarenakedLady]

26. That is a shame.

I hope you find it soon.

[Guava Jelly]

36. You cant leave Me and Retro alone with all these sex crazed women

We will be eaten alive!!!..

[LeftyMom]

39. you'd both go happy though.

:D

[Guava Jelly]

43. What a way to go

I guess I will have to write my will and get my things in order.
Goodbye cruel world..Death by sex :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

41. I'm definately hungry...

;)

[Guava Jelly]

44. Just be gentle

or not :7

[BarenakedLady]

45. Just a slight nibble...

:9

[Guava Jelly]

46. aaaaaaaa

:blush: :hide:

[flvegan]

64. Is this where I start twisting your arm?

Not convincing. Eaten alive...oh, man.

[Guava Jelly]

71. could be

:7

[billyskank]

37. Something will turn up

;)

[NewWaveChick1981]

38. Snap out of it, flvegan!!!

What can we do to help??? :evilgrin:

[flvegan]

51. I nice game of NaughtyGirlPile on flvegan would be a move

in the right erec...uh, direction.

[idgiehkt]

57. you are so funny

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

70. Come on idgie, let's go get him!

PILE ON FLVEGAN!!!



:7

[flvegan]

74. Oh, look...I'm running away...slowly...

ack! I appear to have fallen. I hope they don't catch me. Ouch, I think I've twisted my ankle. I can't escape. Oh, poor me...

[RevolutionaryActs]

52. Even after my banana thread?

Gawd, what more do you want? :rofl:

[flvegan]

55. Banana thread?

Linky?

[RevolutionaryActs]

58. Here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6017950



And it's spawn.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6018035

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6018056



:P

[Guava Jelly]

56. legs

:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

59. But it's COLD

:P

[Guava Jelly]

60. well then you better snap them pics

fast :7

[RevolutionaryActs]

62. LOL

:rofl:


:P

[Dangerously Amused]

68. Honorable Mr. flvegan Sir;

Kindly check your PM for a naked pic of yours truly, and a substantial amount of prose describing in great detail my most exquisite erotic fantasies of us.


Regards,

/s/
DA


DA/da

enc. PM

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

72. Are you channeling...

The Magistrate?

[flvegan]

73. *checks pm*

*shakes fist*

There were rumors on the internets about naked pics!!!!

I need to check with Retro. He gets all the nudie pm'd pics...

[RetroLounge]

75. ...

O8)

RL

[SPKrazy]

69. Life's Tough!

I'm sure you'll get over it