Let's play Rock-Paper-Scissors! I'll start...

[Dangerously Amused]

Rock!

[bridgit]

1. scissors...

[Dangerously Amused]

4. Oh dear, I'm afraid I won that round.

And it's terribly impolite to beat guests at a game to which one invites them. Well then, we'll call that a practice round. A warm-up. Doesn't count. Okay, shall we try again? Lovely. I'll call... scissors!




Pssst - if you call "rock" you'll beat me this time! :7

[bridgit]

6. ROCK!

:bounce:

[Dangerously Amused]

8. Wooo hooo!

Good call, mate! Clever girl, she's a natural.


Okay... paper!

[bridgit]

14. now honey let's just slow down here a sec...scissors...cut paper so...

scissors? :dilemma: yeah, scissors maybe :bounce: i'm really bad at this game :cry:

[Dangerously Amused]

19. No, no! You're really GOOD! Scissors won!

You beat me again! Good job!


:7



Okay, I'll say rock (again), and you say...

[bridgit]

34. well i ain't say'n scissors cause rock smashes scissors so i'm say'n...

paper cause paper covers rock...i think :)

[Dangerously Amused]

41. Oh, most excellent response! Yaaay, you've won again!

I bow to your Rock-Paper-Scissors brilliance!




_______ bridgit _____

[some guy]

2. okay

PAPER


(ignoring Bridgit so I can win)

:D

[Dangerously Amused]

5. Damn. You're good.

Okay, two out of three...


Ummm... scissors!


Hah!

[some guy]

11. ummm...

ROCK

?

this game is too easy to win online...
at least if one is posting in response...

:P

[Dangerously Amused]

16. I dunno, it seemed like a good idea after the first few beers.

Okay, OKAY! I'm really, really bored. And I'm procrastinating as well. And I'm fresh out of clever thread ideas.


:cry:




So, um... rock.


Oh look, we're tied. Now what?'

[some guy]

18. um...

scissors. :evilgrin:

turnabout is fair play, and since you've been a good hostess and all...

Congrats, you're a winner.

:toast:

[Dangerously Amused]

21. Ooohhh goodie!

What do I win?



:bounce:



Bragging rights and more mindless diversion? Okay good, that's all I wanted.


Now then...



Paper!

[some guy]

30. well...

you won the beer I toasted you with, bragging rights, and mmmm... lemme think a bit...

paper... :wow:


okay... "...and a baby's arm, holding an apple..."


(weird, when I googled for that image, the first thing it turned up was a Chrysler Cordoba picture. :silly:

[Dangerously Amused]

36. YEEEEEESSSSSSSS!

I gonna write Santy Claus quick and tell him he can disregard the baby's arm holding an apple on my list this year!



:bounce:

[some guy]

38. he will appreciate that...

one less thing to have to stuff in the sack...

But of course, he probably already knows.
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He's got Homeland Security on speed dial


:bounce: :bounce:

[Dangerously Amused]

42. Yeah but I got dirt on him too, so he wouldn't dare.

= ahem =



From back in the day when he was still a nubile elf doing whatever it took to make the rent...

[some guy]

48. EEK

:scared:

I'll bet you get everything you want for Christmas...

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

53. Well I turned him down for the thing I REALLY want.

But otherwise yeah, pretty much.


Heh.



:7

[some guy]

55. oh

:blush:

and after he had spent all his nubile years learning mad-skillz to make the rent...

:D

[Dangerously Amused]

57. I know. It's my loss, really.

But he's got that "married" thing going on now and I really don't need the Missus and her elven thugs going all postal on my ass. Yanno?

[idgiehkt]

3. taser!

I win!

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

7. *ROFL*

:spray:


:rofl:



ZZZZzzzaaaaaappPP!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaarrrggghhhhh!!!!!!


= THUD =



Haaaaaa, I'm still laughing! I see we share the same sick sense of humor. You are too funny!


:rofl:


:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. 'Now, what's this?

Stone, stone, stone... and scissors. Now — scissors cut everything, don't they?"

"Not stone, sir."

"They're very good scissors."









I love it when you guys just hand 'em to me.

[Dangerously Amused]

17. Hadn't a clue I handed you that, but hey

...happy to be of service!


:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. I was just mad

that I couldn't find a photo to go with it. Y'know, so you guys could see John Cleese with no arms.

"I'm not a complete man anymore."

"You've lost both your arms, as well."

[Dangerously Amused]

28. You could substitute

...CMW's picture of you as a fairy. It's JUST as entertaining!


:7

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. But it doesn't relate

to the "Ypres — 1914" bit. :shrug:

[Dangerously Amused]

35. Well, I think

..."magic wand" would probably kick the ass of rock, paper and scissors combined. Shit, fairy dust alone would probably do it.

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. So now you're using the game

as leverage to point and laugh at me.

:cry:

[Dangerously Amused]

43. No, no! Not at ALL. I would *never* laugh at you.

I would laugh... um... toward you. You know, in your general direction. But never, ever AT you.


There, there.



:*

[Oeditpus Rex]

45. If you'd *laugh* in my general direction

I can conclude that you'd also...









No. It's too much to bear. :cry:

[Dangerously Amused]

46. Oh stop. Girls don't DO that!

Silly.



And you KNOW if you don't post the picture, I will. Just to entertain myself.


:7

[Oeditpus Rex]

47. Why ya think I've kept this up?

Just trying to delay the inevitable. x(

[Dangerously Amused]

50. What is it exactly that you've been keeping up

... in an attempt to delay the inevitable?




























What?

[Oeditpus Rex]

52. I KNEW it! I KNEW it!

:banghead:




Just post the freakin' faerie and get it over with, willya? x(

[Dangerously Amused]

54. Okay.

Heh heh. I'm a tease though, aren't I?

[Oeditpus Rex]

56. Yup

Like that's news. :eyes:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

10. Paper!

[Dangerously Amused]

13. Oh, you won!

But I'll bet you just got lucky. Try again? Okay......



Uhm.....




Scissors!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

15. ROCK!

[Dangerously Amused]

23. Damn. This is a lot harder than I thought.

Um... really BIG rock!


Hah!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

25. Paper factory!

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

32. Oh crap. Okay, um.... *puts on thinking cap*...

Um... New Rules! It's my turn again!



GIGANTIC scissors!








Aaaaahahahahaha!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

33. Mount Everest!

I'm fucking awesome! :P

[Kali]

40. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHa

[Dangerously Amused]

44. THE GRAND CANYON swallows Mount Everest!11!1!1!!!

AAAHHHHAHAHAHHHHHHAH!!


Goddam I rule.



:woohoo:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

58. I bow to your awesomness.

:D

[Dangerously Amused]

59. Well, yeah. When you went all "giant mountain" on me,

...I had no choice but to pull the ol' "giant anti-mountain" reversal trick.


Sorry.



:hi:

[SPKrazy]

12. Paper!

[Dangerously Amused]

24. Paper? Again?!? WTF, is the Lounge full of psychos tonight???

I mean "psychics." Heh.


Yeah, okay. You won. Two out of three, tough guy.



OKaaaaayyy...















SCISSORS!



Go!

[SPKrazy]

27. Rock!

[Dangerously Amused]

39. And Roll, baby!1!!!11

Woooo hooooo!


:headbang:




Oh, sorry. I regressed into word association for a second there.





Okay, you won that round. So you start the next one.


Go!

[SPKrazy]

49. Scissors

[Dangerously Amused]

51. SCISSORS!!! :D

Oh crap. A tie. Now what?

[Kali]

22. NOMINATING!

this thread is cracking me up

[Dangerously Amused]

26. Heee!

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

29. Nominated Again1111 Series111 This is HUGH11!1