You have no class if you microwave babies

[Bucky]

Who's boring NOW, Ikhor?

[petronius]

1. But doesn't a person have an intrinsic right to not have any class?

And what is a baby, anyway? Does it have to be human? How do you define human? Do whales count? Crows? Extra-terrestrials? What about extra-terrestrials that exist in a communal hive-mind entity? Can you microwave their babies? Would they have babies? What was Cheney doing in Saudi Arabia, anyway? Is it possible to spend too much time in GD? How does PETA feel about microwaving babies?

[ghostsofgiants]

2. I think I got a contact high just reading your post.

[Bucky]

4. You forgot Poland

[Spider Jerusalem]

3. Obviously.

Clearly the CLASSY thing to do is roast them with rosemary and garlic, and then serve them with new potatoes and a good white wine.

[Auggie]

5. A crisp Chardonnay or Sauvignon Blanc

[catmandu57]

6. But they taste so good

Sometimes a nuculated baby is the only way to go.