Henway

[Oeditpus Rex]

Poll question: Henway

[Call Me Wesley]

1. I voted,

but I don't knowed what a Henway is. I just know I wouldn't get near one, if I see one.

That is all I can say.

Interesting question, tough.

Dinsdale?

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2. You!

I'm still laughing at you! :rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

3. At me? Not with me?

:cry:



I'm sure you spotted nearly, ooh, nearly one, Henway, that is!

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4. Yes, in only seven years

:rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

5. Did you take its number?

And made sure it's not a Benway?

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6. I could tell that at a glance

A Benway has one hump, and a Henway has a refreshment car, buffet and ticket collector.

[Call Me Wesley]

7. Ah, you're no fun anymore!

Let's see some sycophants on film! :bounce:

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8. Notlob

...Bolton!

[Call Me Wesley]

9. A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!

I been on Persian Radio, and the Forces' Network!

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10. Strewth!

Did you go cycling together?

[Call Me Wesley]

11. Indeed!

Well, as I say, we've always been good friends, sharing the interests, and indeed twice a month cycling together with, er, Deirdre, Deirdre that's my wife - Take my wife, please, take her! - I apologize for the interruption since this belongs to a completely different sketch! I should probably have said at the outset that I'm noted for having something of a sense of humour, although I have kept myself very much to myself over the last two years notwithstanding, as it were, and it's only as comparatively recently that I began to realize - well, er prehaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that cycling was not the only thing in her life.

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12. You suspected your bike??

[Call Me Wesley]

13. No, no, sir, it's alright.

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14. That comes to 184 pounds, 1 1/2 p.

It's a smashing store this, I can't recommend it too highly, well-lit, rat-free. It's a joy to manage. Oh yes, the freshest haddock in London, second floor, third floor Ribena, ants here, television and flame throwers over there, behind them our dinner-wagon exhibition closes at six...

[Call Me Wesley]

15. Thank you!

Can you send it to:

ARTHUR JACKSON
32A MILTON AVENUE,
HOUNSLOW, MIDDLESEX.



Or:

Mr. Arthur Aldridge of Leamington.

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Bollocks, I already sent it

To:

BLACKMAIL
BEHIND THE HOT WATER PIPES
THIRD WASHROOM ALONG
VICTORIA STATION

[Call Me Wesley]

17. What a terrible joke.

All right! All right! But you didn't have to say it! You could have kept quiet for a change!

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18. Look, if anyone else pinches my line

I'll throw him under a henway!

[Call Me Wesley]

19. Oh well, I'm afraid I don't have any.

Right, now don't rush me this time. I'm going to turn me back. So you can stalk me ... right. Come up as quietly as you can, right, close up behind me, then, in with your lines, right? Start moving ...

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20. I'm afraid I won't be appearing in this post

as my bits here haven't been quite as well received as they might.

[Call Me Wesley]

21. What? Are you from the American Dental Association?

Oh ... I'm sorry ... my mind was wandering ... I've had a terrible day... I really have ... you've got five seconds to tell me... I've forgotten. I've forgotten the original lines!

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22. FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!

[Call Me Wesley]

23. Pass the beernuts.

As I always say:
Climb every mountain
Ford every stream,
Follow every by-way,
Till you find your dream.

[Call Me Wesley]

24. Ahem, you want to get to 17'000 while I'm still here or not?

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