Funny Bush Joke:

[Haole Girl]

Just thought I'd share this before I head off to bed...good night!:hi:



George Bush went to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a
little PR. After his talk he offered question time. One little boy put up
his hand and George asked him his name.

"Stanley," responded the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why are
we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/3 of all Americans don't have
health insurance?

Just then, the bell rang for recess. George Bush informed the kiddies
that they will continue with questions after recess.

When they resumed George said, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?

Another little boy put up his hand. George asked him his name.
"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"Actually, I have 6 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when
Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/3 of all
Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell
go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. LOL!

Sweetest of dreams! :hug:

[Haole Girl]

7. Thanks!

:hug:

[GrpCaptMandrake]

2. Definitely worth a kick!

:rofl:

[xchrom]

3. ....

:spray: stanley? -- yoo hooo stanley?

[NMMNG]

4. LOL

So accurate. :rofl:

[The Wielding Truth]

5. total kick

[RebelOne]

6. Heard it before, but I'll give it a kick for those who haven't. n/t

[Haole Girl]

8. Darn, I thought it was a new one. n/t

[cwydro]

9. love it!

[ileus]

10. Stanley probably had to go learn what thumb-screws are.