I hope this isn't too premature, but this was in the Arizona Republic (a.k.a. the Arizona Repulsive) this morning. My Bears will be here next Monday for MNF. Bye bye Cardinals.
We're the Dancin' Bears' Shufflin' crew.
We're five-and-oh, ain't nothing you can do.
The critics don't believe, they all want to hate us.
But with a coach named Lovie we gotta be the greatest.
We're comin' to your town for Monday Night Football.
Gonna turn that place into a Chicago Bears dance hall.
Hey, we're not comin' to start no scuffle.
Just wanna do the new Super Bowl Shuffle.
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Brian Urlacher:
My name is Urlacher, for which there is no rhyme.
But if you come up the middle, I'll ring your chime.
I'm the heart of this defense, the Bears can be proud.
We lead the league in fewest points allowed...
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/sports/articles/1011p2main1011.htmlThere's a verse for each player.