Seriously, how does one funciton with fingernails like this???

[LynneSin]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060928/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_guinness;_ylt=Auk4LebqLZHefr.wNIdWLxgDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBhZDhxNDFzBHNlYwNtZW5ld3M-

Seven-metre fingernails win place in book of records By Paul Majendie
Thu Sep 28, 7:33 AM ET



LONDON (Reuters) - Lee Redmond soaks hers in olive oil. Aaron Studham lathers his in hairspray.

They both say it's worth it.

Redmond, 65, earned an entry in the latest edition of Guinness World Records with the world's longest fingernails that have now reached a resplendent 24 feet 7 inches (7.51 metres).

This guy - world's tallest hair:

[mduffy31]

1. She is not allowed to touch me................

....there

[LynneSin]

4. Technically I don't think she could

I mean at least with the fingers!

[MiniMandaRuth]

2. Why do you never get in a fight with a guy with a mohawk?

'Cause they can poke your eye out!





*Badump-KSCH*

[wildhorses]

3. who buttoned her pants??

gross :puke:

[I see dumb people]

5. very carefully.

[calico1]

6. I take it she must not wear contact lenses. n/t

[NewWaveChick1981]

7. With fingernails like that, I can't imagine that she can

perform certain hygienic activities... :puke: Ewww... :yoiks: She certainly can't do normal household things either.

[calico1]

9. Or even drive a car, type, write..

I mean, half the time I am fumbling for my car keys in my purse or pocket. I can't imagine doing that with nails like that.

[reyd reid reed]

8. That's just....

Ewwwwwwww. I mean...just....ewwwwwww.

[hippiechick]

10. Was trying to think of who she reminds me of ...

... oh yeah, this guy:





Fingernails DO continue to grow after death, y'know ... :silly: