CAPTION the guy they DON'T trust enough to play with fire

[underpants]

[jimbo fett]

1. GWB: "Where are the propellers on them little kids' beanies?"

[BlueEyedSon]

2. Nice pants.

[Scurrilous]

3. "Aren't you supposed...

...to stick those things in the frogs mouth before you light them?"

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. So this here candlethinggy is a gift from Chewbacca?

Dang, I love them Ewoks...

[Scurrilous]

5. "Hey eveybody....

...Happy Kwaanza!"

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

6. So are you boys ready to go fight them Syrians

just like those Macintoshbees did? I gotta a good feeling you might get the chance!

[wysimdnwyg]

7. Oohh, fire!

Cen I lite one of them candle thingys?

[BringEmOn]

8. Bush: "My turn! My turn!"

[underpants]

9. Man these peole will do anything to save a buck

Hmmm maybe we could cut costs by going to candle power I mean no one here's works after five anyway and ......hold it the candle industry doesn't give me any money screw them!

[cosmicdot]

10. W: you know you boys are very lucky to have been selected amongst

the thousands of children of parents who have contributed $2000 per parent to my personal ... er, I mean, campaign treasury ... this is the closest I've ever been to one of those manure things ... I thought manure was something I step in a lot when at the ranch ... tee hee hee spit snort ... no, it's not Neverland, it's called Prairie Chap -- er, um ... Prairie Temple Chapel ... yeah, that's it ... so, anyhoo them there are 4000 dollar flames ... and, if you do your arithmeticking, you can figure 8 x that amount is ...... well, it has a lot of zeros in it ...

Child: it's Menorah, you putz ... don't worry, this will be a day we'll never forget ... the list just gets longer ...

[bushisanidiot]

11. "Hee! Hee! <smirk> This'll git me thuh jew vote fer sure!"

"smile you brats! this is for mah re-election!"

[peekaloo]

12. Ya'll grow some funny lookin' trees in the desert

oooohhhh fire.

[Aristus]

13. "Howcum these dang Jews jes' cain't put up a Crissmiss chree

jes' lahk ever' other God-fearin' Murkican?"

[pdx_prog]

14. Burn his finger seargent!

We have ways of making you talk! Wheres the WMD kid! We know you have information.

[BringEmOn]

15. "I want to sit on a real soldier's lap."

or...I want to sit on Jeff Nelson's lap (we could be cell mates, soon).