I can't stand beer

[MrScorpio]

But I loooooves my liquor

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Liquor does it quicker.

;)

[LaraMN]

2. I'm not a beer drinker, either.

But I do like a FEW things, like martinis, margaritas, fuzzy navels, shots, and well, most things that aren't beer. :bounce:

[reyd reid reed]

5. I haven't had a fuzzy navel in years

I'm not crazy about margaritas but I did like rum, so daquiris and pina coladas were nice when it got hot.

Yukon Jack.

Baileys.

Just not beer.

[reyd reid reed]

3. I'm not a beer drinker, either

Can't stand the taste of the stuff. Heh, one of my kids nailed it. Took a sip of beer, made a face and said 'ewwwwww...soap'

I used to like a nice glass of wine. Or a mixed drink...loved me a snakebite on the rocks.

Even a sweet drink was nice every once in a while...I'll still make virgin coladas sometimes when it's hot.

[amitten]

4. I've never tasted pee before, but I always think that beer tastes

like carbonated pee.

With mold.

[Tyler Durden]

6. Commie. Go back to Russia. JOKING! JOKING!

Besides, US beer DOES taste terrible. Give me Molson's (Canadian) or Tecate (Mexican) any day of the week.

[AirmensMom]

7. I tried ...

but I can't like it. :shrug: I do like wine, though! :9

[bicentennial_baby]

8. I love beer...well, good beer, that is.

and Vodka :9

[Guava Jelly]

9. I love a good import beer

American beer is urine.
I do love me a good wine though
a Cotes-du-Rhone or a Malbec always hit the spot

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. Me either.

Ewww... :( Can't stand the taste of it. But I do like wine and mixed drinks like mojitos. I'll also drink pina coladas and daiquiris. I don't really drink much, but when I do, beer is not involved. :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. I make awesome mojitos.

You'd definitely get drunk off of my mojitos.

:evilgrin:

[anarch]

11. fine. I'll take your share of the beer.

You can't have my liquor, though.

[av8rdave]

12. You poor thing!

You need "beer therapy." The secret is repetition.

[kwassa]

13. Microbrews! Beer is much more interesting than it used to be.

Beer is a universe, real beer, that is, not the pale watery stuff that traditionally passes for American beer, and worse, the "lite" version of that, even more tasteless.

Lets talk stouts, pale ales, india pale ales, wheat beers, bock beers, black & tans, porters, cream ales, amber beer, true pilseners.

Locally, the Dogfish Head brewery of Delaware makes the best stuff. Their 60-Minute IPA is not to be believed.

(I also like liquor, too. Single malts.)

[bif]

14. I used to love beer. But these days

I can only have a couple. Makes me bloated. Plus you have to drink so many to catch a buzz. I usually switch to wine after a couple.

[One_Life_To_Give]

15. Why you Commie Pinko!

Merican Men love their beer. So you must be one of them Commies that drinks Wine and stuff like that Kerry guy. Next thing your gonna tell us you don't belch, scratch or fart.

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

16. That's ok

I heard beer can't stand you either.

But I likes me the liquor (and wine) too. Sometimes too much. heh.

[Arugula Latte]

17. I'm with you. Beer tastes like old piss.

Wine ... :9

Vodka or rum mixed with fruit juice ... :9

[MrScorpio]

18. Bingo!

[lildreamer316]

20. SO agree.

BTW while I have your attention:

The new TOTO album KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!
REALLY.
I cannot recommend it enough.
Check out the title track (Falling In Between) and the second one.
IN credible.
Sonically and in every other way, a masterpiece.