i get really offended when

[datasuspect]

someone calls me a cotton headed ninnymuggins.

[swag]

1. Poor tender thing.

I hope you alerted the FCC.

[datasuspect]

6. snitches end up in ditches

g'z up, tricks down.

[skygazer]

I get really offended

when people tell me what really offends them. :P

[Anarcho-Socialist]

3. That offends me too

Please self-delete your offensive post.

[datasuspect]

10. that's just plain offensive

don't make me get all radically self-righteous on you.

[datasuspect]

8. i am offended that you would get offended by me being offended

i will throw in some sanctimonious self-righteousness to even things out though.

[skygazer]

12. If there's anything that offends me more than people being offended

It's sanctimonious self-righteousness. I'm now disgusted AND offended!

[datasuspect]

14. OH. MY. GOD. just who do you think you are!!!!!!

what you just said only helps al qaeda.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

2. Well gadzooks

That is some sore language, dag nab it.

[Guava Jelly]

4. Women treat me like a cheap sex toy

:rofl:
Yeah right :)

[datasuspect]

5. "you only married me for my penis!"

boo hoo

[Guava Jelly]

7. Marry me sheesh

They are like why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free
:)

[datasuspect]

9. they only love me for my body

i'm just an object. sometimes i don't even feel human!

[Guava Jelly]

11. we need a support group

for guys that are treated like toys
:)

[datasuspect]

13. you know, sometimes i just want to be held

i need a hug.

[Guava Jelly]

16. Yup i know the feeling! All they want is SEX!!

And they never tell me i am pretty

[datasuspect]

19. i need to be validated

you know, acknowledge what i say, take interest in my life. i'm not just a funtoy.

[Guava Jelly]

24. well said !!

I mean women just think they can walk up pinch our butts and then go to bed with us.
I am like lets talk for a while!

[datasuspect]

26. wam bam thank you sir!

man, i tell ya, sometimes the whole thing just feels so robotic and creepy.

it isn't my fault that i have dark hair, dark brooding eyes, am tall, and have chiseled buttocks.

plus the whole "grecian proportional symmetrical godlike adonis" thing is strictly genetic.

it isn't WHO i am.

don't hate me because i'm beautiful ladies!

[LaurenG]

15. ...

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

17. What s so funny?

We are being like really sexually abused here :)

[datasuspect]

18. we are survivors

they will never understand.

[Guava Jelly]

20. Yup! I just hope we don't fall off the wagon

And get sexually seduced by hot liberal women..That would suck!

[datasuspect]

22. i need some "datasuspect time"

i need to nurture the creative self within. my inner child is yearning for expression and release.

at this point, i think a woman would create too many conflicts with my inner journey to wholeness.

[LaurenG]

21. Did you hate it?

did you say stop it? If any of the two are affirmative you are truly abused. Otherwise I think you guys are funny and it made me laugh.

[Guava Jelly]

23. I am just funnen with you

And if i can make you laugh My job is done :)

[LaurenG]

25. Good job dude your job is done ; )

;-)

[Guava Jelly]

34. mission Acomplished

:woohoo:

[buddhamama]

27. who would call you that?

you're the Mack Daddy of humor and thought.

[datasuspect]

28. the other elves

because i can't make toys as good them.

[buddhamama]

29. misfits

are a unique breed. easily misunderstood.
tell them you want to be a dentist and to get over themselves.

[datasuspect]

30. i really need to become a proctologist

i have lots of experience dealing with assholes.

[buddhamama]

31. whatcha trying to say,

you cotton headed ninnymuggins?! :D

[datasuspect]

32. cotton headed ninnymuggins!

cotton headed ninnymuggins!

[buddhamama]

33. you're not calling me an

asshole are you? cause if you are, i am gonna leave this thread. :)

[datasuspect]

35. no

never.

just a random observation about things.

i happen to like you . . .

you sexy thang

[buddhamama]

36. i was kidding

i enjoy your random observations. i like you too, big spender. :D