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Alarm set? Check. Suit not forgotten at cleaners? Check. No baby food on suit? Check. Skirt still fits after all this time? Barely, but check. Pantyhose? Check. In a color that matches? Check. Spare pair of pantyhose? Check. 2" heel pumps unpacked? Check. In decent condition? Check. Do I have a coat that's not a mountain-climbing parka? Check. With no stains or fraying hems? Check. Hair--roots less than 1/2"? Check. No giant zits? Check. Do I still have any deodorant? Check. Clean underwear? Check. Bra? Check. Spare copy of resume? Check. Do I remember the names and phone numbers of my references? Check. Do I remember anything about my last job? Quickly escaping memory, but ... check. Do I remember the name of my boss from three jobs ago? Check. Do I have a good excuse for being fired from last job? Check. Is there gas in the car? Check. Air in the tires? Check. Do I know how to get where I'm going? Check. Do I have the name and phone number of the person I'm supposed to meet? Check. Is there traffic or construction on the way there? Check. Do I have money for parking? Check. Am I feeling witty and charming? Well, as much as I'm ever going to, so....check.
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