for all my small-boobied friends out there (and lube lovers)

[nosillies]

This is the actual newest set of TSA rules for what can be brought on a plane.

Travelers with Disabilities and Medical Conditions

Important Information For Our Travelers with Disabilities and Medical Conditions

Due to enhanced security measures liquids, gels, lotions and other items of similar consistency will not be permitted in carry-on baggage. These types of items must be packed in your checked baggage.

To ensure the health and welfare of our air travelers with disabilities and medical conditions the following items are permitted.

Liquid prescription medicine with a name that matches the passenger's ticket
Up to 5 oz. (148ml) of liquid or gel low blood sugar treatment
Up to 4 oz. of essential non-prescription liquid medications including saline solution, eye care products and KY jelly
Gel-filled bras and similar prosthetics
Gel-filled wheelchair cushions
Life support and life sustaining liquids such as bone marrow, blood products, and transplant organs carried for medical reasons




See the fourth point? Your boobies are a disability. As such, you may be able to get some money from the federal government. I suggest you contact a lawyer who deals with disability law.

[MrCoffee]

1. I can't believe playground rules apply at TSA...

Federal Boobie Inspectors? REALLY?

[nosillies]

2. .

:rofl:

Do they make you test the lube like you have to test milk?

[ForrestGump]

3. Intriguing thread title

Also intriguing to see just how ridicuous the Feds, especially the joke known as TSA, can get.

I can see it now...some uniformed idiot screaming over the PA system "stop that man! That Gump man! He's trying to smuggle in six ounces of KY jelly!"

Air travel's embarrassing enough in these increasingly uptight but no-more-secure United States...soon it's going to be feeling like the dream wherein you leave home and forget to put clothes on.

[nosillies]

5. Perhaps the amount of lube allowed will be correlated to the amount

of Viagra you bring. Ask Rush.

On a more serious note, this is an awesome article, if interested. This guy has written about prison security, and compares it to airline security.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14569998/site/newsweek/

[Fleshdancer]

4. Who sits around and thinks about these things?

talk about conspiracy theories! Hey, what if a terrorist transports 6 whole ounces of liquid in a bra? :wtf: