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Wcross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 10:16 AM
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A Yankee joke!
An old geezer up in Maine needed to move to a nursing home. His grandson had left Maine to live in Alabama. It was decided that the grandfather should be in a home close to his grandson so he went to Bama.
After he was settled, the grandson went to visit him. He asked how he liked the nursing home. Its wonderful here and the people are so nice and respectful! Do you see that old gent over there? He used to be the conductor of the city orchestra thirty years ago and they still call him "maestro"! That gent over there is a retired doctor that hasn't practiced medicine in thirty five years and they still call him "Doctor"!
You know what, I haven't had sex in over thirty years since your grandmother died and they still call me that fucking Yankee!
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 10:26 AM
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1. its funny cos its true....
y'alls accent still lingers and every time you open your mouth you give yourself away:P:hi:
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 10:27 AM
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2. A Dixie joke!
NASCAR.

:evilgrin:
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 11:16 AM
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3. this car, that car...
NASCAR....oh yeah, the moonshiners started up that little pastime outrunning those revenuers...
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-19-06 11:51 AM
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4. Mud bogging
It started in New England by Swamp Yankees driving out of their front yards in the spring.
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