I'm bored. Where are my Lounge friends?

[ZombieNixon]

Entertain me! :bounce:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

1. You called?

:D

[ZombieNixon]

2. Lelapin!!!

Why, yes, I did! :D :loveya:





































OK, now what? :shrug:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

5. Mmm k....

So... um.... oh yeah! Entertainment! So... a fish ran into a wall and said...


"damn."






:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


*cough* Anyways... how was YOUR day? :loveya:

[ZombieNixon]

8. OMG!

That made me laugh. I am officialy easily amused! :D

My day was OK. I programmed a bunch of crap to animate hair and stuff and did way too much math for it and my head kind of hurts now, but oh, well...

How're you? :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

16. Oooh...

Math... :puke: But the animation stuff... :bounce:

I'm fine! I had a decent day at work... looked for a car in a magazine while working the register and had about three other people pointing out cars to me or trying to sell me theirs :P So... to provide further entertainment...

[ZombieNixon]

18. That's not one of the cars you were looking the buy, is it?

Because I'd talk the price down a bit after seeing that. :rofl: :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

19. *snorts*

Oh yes... I laughed for about half an hour after I saw that... but some of the cars I've looked at don't look too much better :P

[ZombieNixon]

22. It reminds me of a pickup truck I know of.

It belongs to a friend of a friend (I actually regard the owner as the most annoying, whiny person on the face of the planet and hate him, but we have a couple of mutual friends).

Anyway, they were once bored and painted it green...but the paint job is such that it looks like Jackson Pollock painting an Army camouflage pattern.

And in large, red letters on the side are the words

WAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!! DAKADAKADAKA!

He delivers pizza in it. :rofl:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

25. What on...

God's green earth? :rofl: That's so random... yet something I could see myself doing. My friend had us all spraypaint her room with anything we wanted... it looked atrocious :P

[ZombieNixon]

26. I was pulling out of Safeway one day...

(at the time I had heard about this truck but never seen it) and I saw it go by. I seriously almost hit the brakes and caused an accident. :rofl:

Never ask my friends to decorate anything...:scared:...unless, of course "psychotic, rabies-infected, blind ex-con with wooden hands" is the look your going for. :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

29. :D

But... whassa Safeway? :shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

30. It's the local grocery store.

They call it Dominck's in Chicago. It also goes by...*goes to look it up*...Vons, Pavilions, Genuardi's, Randall's, Tom Thumb or Carr's depending on what part of the country the store's in, but they're all the same company.

I worked there last summer. Working in a hot deli in the middle of summer isn't exactly fun. This summer's been a lot better. :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

31. Ah!

You worked in a deli too? Well... deli-like environment. Yeah, it does get hot. I'd go back into the cooler to feel better. Beats taking your shirt off in public, though :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

32. Yeah, they didn't allow that at work.

Health code and all...:(

I don't get what the big deal is...I'm clean...although working the fryer might expose one to burns...:shrug:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

33. Yeah...

I definitely can't. :(

[ZombieNixon]

34. Yeah, I suppose they might look down on that.

And fundies might raise a stink. :shrug: x(

[LadyoftheRabbits]

40. Ohhh, fundies...

That reminds me. A couple days ago I had to listen to a fundie go on about how we should have just blown the Mid East away after 9/11. He went on about how we "used" to do things that way. He said "it's crazy how the kids over there go out and blow people up. We shoulda just blown 'em all away." I retorted that it's precisely because of the innocents like children that we *couldn't* "blow them away."

Honest to god... I was getting the adrenaline up. x(

On edit, this was at work btw :D

[ZombieNixon]

41. Eeww...couldn't you spit in their food or something?

:shrug: x(

I used to write for the local paper around here (in HS for about two years)...drove the locals up the fucking wall (this town is easily 65% Republican). I think my mom was slightly afraid I would get lynched some days. I did end up on the Secret Service's "List" and banned from being in the same venue as the president or VP. :rofl: Hooray for notoriety!! :bounce:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

42. Holy crap!

You weren't kidding when you said you were being watched! I admire you for being so outspoken :loveya: I hope for a chance soon when I can do that... oddly, the store might be the place :P So how did you find out you were actually on the list?

:hug: That is so COOL! :bounce:

[ZombieNixon]

44. Haha...it was hilarious.

August 26, 2004. Bush came to town on a campaign stop. Since this is basically Podunk, Nowhere, this was a huge (HUGH) deal and the city council and the police department locked down half of downtown and the local baseball park (where he was going to speak). A family friend who was active in the county Democrats got me a ticket to see the event and I figured I'd go because A) I'd get a day off of school and B) just to see what these campaign stops were like in person.

So on the day of, I go with some friends (who also had tickets) to the park and stand in the line. After the first ticket check I got pulled aside and one of the guys there told me to wait while he got someone else. So after a few minutes, a Secret Service agent comes up (black suit, sunglasses and everything...it was kind of surreal), ripped up my ticket and told me to leave the venue or be arrested. So I left and found some other friends holding protest signs on a street corner and spent the rest of the afternoon with them.

I wrote an article about it and the paper was seriously buzzing about it from then to election. By November, I was getting a little tired of people asking me "hey, you're that guy who got kicked out of the Bush rally, right?" Apparently my mom still gets questions about that occasionally.

Oh, yeah, and in October, Cheney stopped in town for a rally (at my high school of all places :eyes:). Fortunately that was on a Saturday, so they didn't have to send me home. :rofl:

So, yeah, that's the story...as simple as I can make it. There are some details that I won't post in the open forum, though.

:hug: :loveya:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

49. Wow.

Amazing! :applause: :yourock: Most I've done was the huge worldwide protest Feb. 13 or so 2002 or 3 (?). And our community group for Kerry did a whole bunch of stuff. And I got to shake Kerry's hand. Twice :bounce: I haven't stuck out my neck far enough to get me watched, but you never know.

Sometimes, however, I hear an odd clicking on the telephone line, and it makes a body wonder. 0.o

[ZombieNixon]

50. Awesome.

Lucky you. Kerry never came anywhere near here. :(

OMG...if you ask my family, they can come up with a million conspiracy theories about how our phones are tapped and our e-mails are being watched. Though sometimes, yeah, you're right, it makes a body wonder.

I still have questions about that Secret Service agent who tore up the ticket...those are some of things I won't post openly. :o

[LadyoftheRabbits]

51. Ah...

Cautious man. I approve *nods sagely* Is it something you could ever PM someone? Or could that be dangerous too? :scared: 0.0

I love conspiracy theories :bounce: Even if mine are completely out there... like how Wright Patterson Air Force Base really DOES have the alien bodies from Roswell. (I don't actually believe that, but at the same time, I wouldn't be surprised.)

[ZombieNixon]

52. PMs would probably be OK.

I trust the DU admins to not read our PMs and to take appropriate security measures. It's not that I think it'd put anyone in danger or anything; it's just not something I'd want anyone and everyone reading.

And Roswell is really freakin' weird. Like the moment you cross from one side of town to the other you go from haute-couture (sp?) restaurants and libraries and theaters to anything and everything UFO. It's like it's something straight out of the '50s and it's a little eerie. :rofl:

One of the towns around here claims to have had its own UFO crash in 1948, too. :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

53. Awesome!

Must've been an armada in the skies... truthfully, I do believe in "other" life and all. Perhaps not like they are portrayed, and some of it is just ridiculous. But yeah, SOMETHING's out there.

[ZombieNixon]

54. I think it's disingenuous not to believe in "other" life.

Like we're so special as to be the only planet in the entire cosmos to have life? Gimme a break. :eyes:

Besides, I love science fiction, so I'd be sad if there was nothing else out there. :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

55. ...

It WOULD be sad. There are so many things left in the world to wonder about: the bottom of the ocean, space, the human mind... I think life is pointless without some wonder in it :D

[ZombieNixon]

56. Exactly.

I use that as an excuse for creativity. I don't know what truth is, so I might as well make it up. :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

57. See...

Which is the reason for my art! And writing! :bounce: And your guitar... btw, how many years have you been playing?

[ZombieNixon]

58. Umm...*thinks*

Almost exactly six years. :)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

59. Wow...

So you can play a whole lot of cool stuff, right? :D *.*

[ZombieNixon]

60. Yeah, I suppose.

:blush: I'm not as good as I'd like...but, then, I suppose, no one ever is. :shrug:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

61. Of course...

As an "artist" ( :eyes: ) I'm always my worst critic. :hug:

[ZombieNixon]

62. Artists always are.

It's why we must suffer. :D :hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. No..........you entertain ME!

I'm bored as well.......

And howdy to lelapin!

Hope your workday wasn't too awful! :hug:

[ZombieNixon]

4. But—but—but...

I asked first! :P

:hug:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

7. Hello!

:hug: It was fine... if you were referencing me :D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. And I was!

Just too lazy to make a separate post..........

Glad it was fine! :hug:

[idgiehkt]

11. lol

well-timed!

[wildhorses]

6. well... hows this for starters....

:bounce:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjyP9eGrrbc

[ZombieNixon]

10. *sniff sniff*

My dialup is too slow to watch YouTube. :( :cry:

[wildhorses]

20. sorry....here are the lyrics...least I can do

Cold and misty morning, I heard a warning borne in the air
About an age of power where no one had an hour to spare,
Where the seeds have withered, silent children shivered, in the cold
Now their faces captured in the lenses of the jackals for gold.
Ill be there
Ill be there
I will be there.

Suffering in silence, theyve all been betrayed.
They hurt them and they beat them, in a terrible way,
Praying for survival at the end of the day.
There is no compassion for those who stay.
Ill be there
Ill be there
I will be there.

There must be someone who can set them free:
To take their sorrow from this odyssey
To help the helpless and the refugee
To protect whats left of humanity.
Cant you see
Cant you see
Cant you see.

Ill be there
Ill be there
I will be there;
To heal their sorrow
To beg and borrow
Fight tommorow.

Step inside! hello! weve the most amazing show
Youll enjoy it all we know
Step inside! step inside!

Weve got thrills and shocks, supersonic fighting cocks.
Leave your hammers at the box
Come inside! come inside!
Roll up! roll up! roll up!
See the show!

Left behind the bars, rows of bishops heads in jars
And a bomb inside a car
Spectacular! spectacular!

If you follow me theres a speciality
Some tears for you to see
Misery, misery,
Roll up! roll up! roll up!
See the show!

Next upon the bill in our house of vaudeville
Weve a stripper in a till
What a thrill! what a thrill!
And not content with that, with our hands behind our backs,
We pull jesus from a hat,
Get into that! get into that!
Roll up! roll up! roll up!
See the show!

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
Were so glad you could attend
Come inside! come inside!
There behind a glass is a real blade of grass
Be careful as you pass.
Move along! move along!

Come inside, the shows about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured youll get your moneys worth
The greatest show in heaven, hell or earth.
Youve got to see the show, its a dynamo.
Youve got to see the show, its rock and roll ....

Soon the gypsy queen in a glaze of vaseline
Will perform on guillotine
What a scene! what a scene!
Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand
To alexanders ragtime band
Roll up! roll up! roll up!
See the show!

Performing on a stool weve a sight to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule
Keep it cool. keep it cool.
We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown
Were exclusively our own,
All our own. all our own.
Come and see the show! come and see the show! come and see the show!
See the show!

[reyd reid reed]

12. There once was a man from Nantucket...

Who carried his lunch in a bucket.
The bucket had holes
And his lunch, it had rolls
So bored, he decided to chuck it.

Not what you were expecting?

Fortunately for the art form...I've never claimed to be a poet.

:hi:

[ZombieNixon]

13. The ending had a twist!

It's GENIUS!! :D :hi:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

17. I'll be honest...

I JUST got that... :blush:

[reyd reid reed]

27. That makes one of us...

I'm still clueless.

[Deja Q]

14. How do you want me to entertain you?

[ZombieNixon]

15. Keep it PG or less there, hotshot.

:D

[Deja Q]

28. Compared to what's broadcast on FOX, I'm absolutely G-rated. Y7 even.

:rofl:

[Haole Girl]

21. Hey there!

How's this...

[ZombieNixon]

23. Where do you find these smileys?

:D

[Haole Girl]

24. I google for them

It drives hubby crazy, though, because I pick up viruses while doing it!

[Radio_Lady]

35. Hi Zombie. I'm the zombie tonight on Oxycontin generic!

I can't stay too long on the computer, but wanted to chime in.

CHIME -- CHIME! "Let me entertain you, let me make you smile..."

"And, now, back to your regularly schedule program..."

[Haole Girl]

36. Hi Radio Lady!

Hope you feel better soon. Did you see my response to your thread...about Universal Axe Oil? It's the best..it really helps, I swear!

[ZombieNixon]

37. Hehe...thanks.

Good to see you. :hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

38. No, you entertain ME!

:P

[ZombieNixon]

39. Hey! I was here first!

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. But I'm older!

Damn kids. x(



Dangnabit, son of a monkey spank.

[ZombieNixon]

45. No, I won't get off your lawn!

Nyah, nyah! :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. Don't make me spray you with the hose.

:P




I can type, really.

[grannylib]

47. This is really dumb, but my dad always used to say this and it amused

me....

Thirty days hath September
April, June, and no wonder
All the rest have peanut butter
Except for my grandma,
And she rides a little red tricycle.

[ZombieNixon]

48. Hehe...

:thumbsup:

[Jamastiene]

63. How about a mini-thread within your thread

copycatting another thread altogether? :P

Game: Change one letter of this word to make another word. You can only change one letter at a time.

first word: Live.

[ZombieNixon]

64. Umm...five?

:shrug:

[Jamastiene]

65. Fine.

You got the hang of it.

[ZombieNixon]

66. Fins.

[Jamastiene]

67. fans

[ZombieNixon]

68. vans

[Jamastiene]

71. vats

[billyskank]

75. cats

[liberaltrucker]

69. Right here, Mr President.

:hi:

[ZombieNixon]

70. Hey!

:hi:

[Evoman]

72. Lounge friends are boring. You need more lounge enemies!

I can be your nemesis if you want. I'll be the One-Eyebrow Baby for your Maggie Simpson.

[Haole Girl]

73. As if lounge enemies aren't boring?

;-)

[Evoman]

76. My enemies appreciate me....if you can outrun a gatling gun,

then ordinary life isn't quite as scary.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

74. Over here!

But I gotta get to sleep, so entertain yourself! :P

[Skittles]

77. I AM HERE FOR YOU BABE

WHATCHOO NEED ?