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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:30 PM
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My boss just told me what a great job I'm doing.
I haven't done a fucking thing today but fart around!
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:31 PM
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1. The pink slip will be in the mail when you get home.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:32 PM
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2. I'm going to email your boss the link to this post.
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:35 PM
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3. Maybe he's just impressed with your farting around skillz
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:44 PM
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5. My farting around skills are second to none!
Honestly, though, I got a lot done yesterday that was on my schedule for today, so I'm still ahead.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:37 PM
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4. Did you scan it for sarcasm?
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mad-mommy Donating Member (884 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:46 PM
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6. ok...the kids are asking why i'm laughing at the computer again
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:14 PM
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7. I can see you farting around from here.
And you are doing a very good job.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:05 PM
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8. Hey, farting around without appearing to fart around
is a complex skill and not easily mastered. Perhaps your boss is envious.
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Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:19 PM
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9. As Aunt Polly told Tom Sawyer ...,
after she gave him a beating, out of nowhere. "That's for something you did that I missed or something you're gonna do that I won't find out about."
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