I still need a DU arch nemesis
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Mon Aug-07-06 04:14 PM
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I still need a DU arch nemesis
None of you are good enough.
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Mon Aug-07-06 04:23 PM
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1. You're on motha fucka!
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Mon Aug-07-06 04:23 PM
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"Who's jpgray's arch nemesis?" "The guy with adorable polar bear cubs in his sig" But so far you're the front runner.
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Mon Aug-07-06 04:25 PM
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3. The polar bear cubs are just a front.
They're also filled with cocaine. :eyes: :P
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Mon Aug-07-06 04:28 PM
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what if they ARE cocaine. Like in "Traffic"...
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Mon Aug-07-06 04:55 PM
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11. What's worse is he wipes his butt with those cute lil cubs!
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Mon Aug-07-06 04:37 PM
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but I'm on too many lists already :D
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Mon Aug-07-06 04:42 PM
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6. BEHOLD YOUR ARCH-NEMESIS!
COWER IN FEAR, LITTLE ONE! I AM THE SUM OF ALL YOU FIND TERRIFYING! I WILL DESTROY YOU UTTERLY!
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Mon Aug-07-06 04:46 PM
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7. I'll apply for the position
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Mon Aug-07-06 04:48 PM
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8. What is the starting salary?
And do you provide benefits?
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Mon Aug-07-06 04:49 PM
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9. Enemies with benefits is a situation I hope never to be in
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Mon Aug-07-06 04:53 PM
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Enemies with benefits - I sometimes feel that way about my ex, but I guess that's really TMI, isn't it? :rofl:
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Mon Aug-07-06 05:35 PM
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12. You Boris. We Godunov.
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Mon Aug-07-06 07:26 PM
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13. You need a foil of endless guile who is spectacularly cunning
SOMEONE WHOSE OBSESSION WITH VENGEANCE BORDERS ON BLOODLUST. SOMEONE WITH THE RUTHLESSNESS OF COLONEL KLINK. SOMEONE LIKE
El Fuego :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :nuke:
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Mon Aug-07-06 07:31 PM
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15. Someone possessed of a shift key?
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Mon Aug-07-06 08:09 PM
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And the ability to use obnoxious and wholly inappropriate font sizes at will.
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Mon Aug-07-06 07:29 PM
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Mon Aug-07-06 07:36 PM
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Should've thought of that during the name-change amnesty.
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Mon Aug-07-06 07:37 PM
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19. You've used the forbidden word!
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Mon Aug-07-06 07:39 PM
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21. I think the admins should award me a propeller beanie
Unless Irvine Welsh joins the site, I think I've used it more than anyone else. (Never called anyone one, but I think having "banned words" is silly)
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Mon Aug-07-06 07:32 PM
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16. How about me? I'll lob curse words at you, if you want.
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Mon Aug-07-06 07:33 PM
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Mon Aug-07-06 07:43 PM
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And that's good in a nemesis, I hear.
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Mon Aug-07-06 07:52 PM
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Mon Aug-07-06 07:38 PM
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20. I submit this image for your approval.
You inert ladyfinger.
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Mon Aug-07-06 07:39 PM
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And so do the flies, I hear.
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Mon Aug-07-06 08:13 PM
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You won't be disappointed. I'll dog you in every thread. No matter what you post, I'll call bullshit. Nah, too much work.
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