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RB TexLa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 10:51 PM Original message |
Fellow childfree couples, what is your favorite response to |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 10:52 PM Response to Original message |
1. My boyfriend's penis is too small!!!! |
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_testify_ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 10:53 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Oh. My. God. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 06:26 AM Response to Reply #1 |
21. your not supposed to tell anyone |
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REDKING (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 07:57 AM Response to Reply #1 |
75. Hahahahahahahahahaha... |
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REDKING (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 07:58 AM Response to Reply #75 |
76. I meant like it not loke it... |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 11:00 PM Response to Original message |
3. I say... |
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BrewerJohn (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 11:41 PM Response to Original message |
4. I figure we've reached the age where we can probably |
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suzbaby (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:12 AM Response to Original message |
5. We already have two... |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:17 AM Response to Original message |
6. We were lucky |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:17 AM Response to Original message |
7. How about... |
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benburch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 12:16 AM Response to Reply #7 |
63. ... |
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REP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:48 AM Response to Original message |
8. "About The Same Time You Stop Asking Rude Questions - Never" |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 03:24 AM Response to Reply #8 |
13. Exactly. |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:50 AM Response to Original message |
9. "When we run out of slaves" |
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Godhumor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 03:10 AM Response to Original message |
10. Not really funny, but I want to share the email--need advice |
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pitohui (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 03:21 AM Response to Reply #10 |
12. are they japanese? |
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Godhumor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 03:25 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. Not Japanese, parent of an African American student |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 07:03 AM Response to Reply #14 |
23. I would keep trying to get the address. |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 01:04 AM Response to Reply #14 |
66. Find someone who needs a bear, go to women's shelter |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 03:53 AM Response to Reply #10 |
15. What she did was rude, IMO |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 07:57 AM Response to Reply #15 |
25. I'm sure she didn't mean to be rude... |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 08:58 PM Response to Reply #25 |
94. I have 3 sons, but I'd never assume I could get someone to... |
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REP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 04:03 AM Response to Reply #10 |
16. "Dear Madam: |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 10:10 PM Response to Reply #16 |
99. Perfect. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 04:56 AM Response to Reply #10 |
19. Try one more time to get the address |
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sbj405 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 06:33 AM Response to Reply #10 |
22. Send a note telling her that you are buying teddy bears |
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China_cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 09:42 AM Response to Reply #10 |
37. Go buy yourself a Vermont Teddy Bear |
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liberalitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 01:34 PM Response to Reply #10 |
51. Send her a pleasant email..... |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 03:18 AM Response to Original message |
11. CMW and I have been asked that question. |
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Kajsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 11:34 AM Response to Reply #11 |
45. That's a perfect response, |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 11:50 AM Response to Reply #45 |
48. "Would you consider 41-year-old eggs 'fresh'?" |
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Kajsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 01:30 PM Response to Reply #48 |
50. That's funny!! |
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Luminous Animal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 04:38 AM Response to Original message |
17. Well... |
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JackDragna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 04:55 AM Response to Original message |
18. If they're older people, I say the following: |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 06:24 AM Response to Original message |
20. Maybe try, |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 07:10 AM Response to Original message |
24. It depends on how well I know them. |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 08:50 AM Response to Reply #24 |
33. here's something for your fridge then with all your furbabies |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 09:32 AM Response to Reply #33 |
35. I have seen that and would actually like one |
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smirkymonkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 10:57 AM Response to Reply #35 |
77. Awww... your Rottie is beautiful! |
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raccoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 10:39 AM Response to Reply #33 |
40. ANybody know if there's a similar one for cats? nt |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 08:15 AM Response to Original message |
26. Say, "I'm so sad to hear that you can only define people by children. |
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StellaBlue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 06:21 PM Response to Reply #26 |
86. ROFL |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 06:43 PM Response to Reply #86 |
88. Thanks! The question really is up there in the realm of insane rudeness |
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StellaBlue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 06:51 PM Response to Reply #88 |
89. And how often do MEN get asked it? |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 06:55 PM Response to Reply #89 |
90. Men who are in relationships get asked it, that's for sure. |
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StellaBlue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 06:56 PM Response to Reply #90 |
91. Really? |
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RB TexLa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 09:32 PM Response to Reply #89 |
96. I get asked all the time, I tell them one of the things I put in the OP |
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liberalitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 08:19 AM Response to Original message |
27. At 41 people usually say to me.... "You'd better hurry up,...." |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 09:16 AM Response to Reply #27 |
34. That's what I got once I hit 40. |
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livetohike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 08:20 AM Response to Original message |
28. Those questions never stop and I am 54 years old |
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MountainLaurel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 08:40 AM Response to Original message |
29. If you want, clear off the table and we'll get started now. |
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YankeyMCC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 08:45 AM Response to Original message |
30. It really never ends...I have one child |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 08:46 AM Response to Original message |
31. "He's fixed and I'm broken" |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 10:13 PM Response to Reply #31 |
100. I'll have to remember that one! |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 08:46 AM Response to Original message |
32. We've put up with that question for 30 years. |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 10:42 AM Response to Reply #32 |
41. Perhaps Some Fake Tears And Woeful Sobbing... |
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liberalitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 01:28 PM Response to Reply #41 |
49. Now that's the BEST!!!!!! make sure it's LOUD too. |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 09:34 AM Response to Original message |
36. Fortunately, my mother never pushed the issue with me |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 01:08 AM Response to Reply #36 |
69. Ever load 'em up on sugar and send 'em home? |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 07:35 AM Response to Reply #69 |
74. Oh, yeah. That's my favorite trick! |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 11:50 AM Response to Reply #74 |
78. Ha! |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 01:47 PM Response to Reply #78 |
79. LOL! At my sister's house, Tickle Me Elmo became Throw Me |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 01:51 PM Response to Reply #79 |
80. "Throw Me The Fuck Across The Room Elmo" - I'd SO buy one! |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 05:45 PM Response to Reply #80 |
84. You think we could make some money selling "Throw Me The |
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Lady Effingbroke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 09:52 AM Response to Original message |
38. My favorite response: "I can't bear children." |
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Courtesy Flush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 05:09 PM Response to Reply #38 |
58. Hey. That's mine too! |
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Lady Effingbroke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 07:28 PM Response to Reply #58 |
62. As said in conversation: |
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blindpig (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 10:04 AM Response to Original message |
39. "I'd rather have rabies than babies." |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
42. I've got the perfect response: |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 11:05 AM Response to Reply #42 |
43. I have a few responses |
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hyphenate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 11:27 AM Response to Original message |
44. Good responses! |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 11:34 AM Response to Original message |
46. My daughter's habitual response |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 01:43 PM Response to Reply #46 |
52. That's an excellent response. |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 01:05 AM Response to Reply #46 |
67. There should be a childfree dating network... |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 11:36 AM Response to Original message |
47. Here's the answers I've routinely used over the years |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 02:01 PM Response to Original message |
53. 'Well, we're gonna get started |
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hippywife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
54. All they are is noise with dirt on them! |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 04:50 PM Response to Original message |
55. I tell them the truth: |
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I Have A Dream (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
56. I say that it's not what's meant for me in this lifetime; maybe... |
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mduffy31 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 05:09 PM Response to Original message |
57. my best answer was |
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Zhade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
59. "I'm not selfish enough to further overpopulate the planet." |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 05:23 PM Response to Original message |
60. Tell them you prefer anal sex. |
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enigmatic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 12:59 AM Response to Reply #60 |
64. I'm going to use that line... |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 01:01 AM Response to Reply #60 |
65. !!!! |
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dropkickpa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 07:19 PM Response to Original message |
61. My brother and SIL say |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 01:06 AM Response to Original message |
68. "I need to end this hereditary conditon of spontaneous violent murder." |
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wickerwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 01:54 AM Response to Original message |
70. "When I can afford a nanny to raise them" |
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JackDragna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 03:38 AM Response to Original message |
71. Even better response: |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 03:40 AM Response to Reply #71 |
72. Deleted sub-thread |
Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 06:38 AM Response to Original message |
73. Ask a rude question, get a rude answer: |
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smokey nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 04:12 PM Response to Original message |
81. When hell freezes over. |
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Vinca (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
82. I'm too old now, but in the day I told the truth: |
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RB TexLa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 05:54 PM Response to Reply #82 |
85. That's rich, we are the ones being selfish LOL |
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MiniMandaRuth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 05:18 PM Response to Original message |
83. I just say that |
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StellaBlue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 06:34 PM Response to Original message |
87. In all seriousness |
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idgiehkt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 07:02 PM Response to Original message |
92. I've always wanted to say that I almost did, but then I changed my |
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StellaBlue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 07:54 PM Response to Reply #92 |
93. ooh, good one! |
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Broken_Hero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 09:01 PM Response to Original message |
95. my favorite response is... |
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DeposeTheBoyKing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 09:32 PM Response to Original message |
97. "I can't have kids." |
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Kixel (512 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
98. I know it's a personal thing |
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liberaltrucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 10:23 PM Response to Original message |
101. We're enjoying the playpen |
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electron_blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 10:36 PM Response to Original message |
102. You know, I have one child, I'm divorced, 43 and not seeing anyone |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 10:49 PM Response to Original message |
103. none of your f***ing business |
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liberaltrucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 11:00 PM Response to Reply #103 |
104. Best reply! |
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