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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 01:51 PM
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You know what would be the BEST job EVER (for a day or so, anyway)?
Naming cosmetic colors!

"Colon pink"
"Menstrual haze"
"Mucus Shimmer"
"Inflammation Red."
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 01:57 PM
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1. Bugar Green
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 02:13 PM
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2. "Slug trail Shine."
"Deoderant residue white."
"Off-Khaki"
"liver spot beige."
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 02:17 PM
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3. Don't forget the classics!
"Baby poop yellow"
"Baby poop green"
"Baby poop brown"
"Baby poop orange"
"Baby poop kakhi"
"Baby poop mauve"
"Baby poop beige"
"Baby poop taupe"
etc...
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 02:19 PM
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4. "I Can't Believe it's Snot Yellow"
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 02:27 PM
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5. I think I have that color in an old bottle of foundation.
Along with all my other bottles and compacts of "albino seductress" formulations.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 05:40 PM
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8. I'm stockpiling several tubes of Phlegm Phantasy, and
a pressed powder in 'Raw Cod White.' Because one can never tell when the manufacturer will be unable to keep up with the demand, and I'd hate to run low.
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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 03:02 PM
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6. Venus Envy Magic Puncture Pencil
courtesy Firesign Theater.
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 03:04 PM
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7. the best job ever....
boob sweat wiper upper.
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