I think part of my brain is missing, or dried up, or something.

[LaraMN]

My short-term memory is horrible, and I often forget things that I try to recall quickly, like my phone number, or my kids' names, or which side is left and which is right. What shall become of me by the time I'm actually significantly aged? :scared:

[WCGreen]

1. LEt me see.....

Oh, Where was that...

[Crabby Appleton]

2. when you get old

you lose three things---

but I can't remember what they are

[Lars39]

3. That's what I call 'stress blanking'.

Mine got so bad that there for a while I would call my kids 'boy' or 'girl' if I had to get their attention in a hurry. :(

[LaraMN]

4. I have done similarly!

I once referred to my oldest son as "that one," because I could not remember his name! :rofl:

[Lars39]

6. 'You, the one with the ____!'

Good thing kids don't hold stuff like that against us. :D

[Xipe Totec]

5. I'm deathly afraid of losing my... my...

oh, look! shiny!

Don't you just love these... Hey! get out of my chair!

:hug: