The 'New World NFL'!

[Hubert Flottz]

Chinese quarterbacks are probably a dime a dozen and it's just a matter of time before the GOPers start importing football players from China and India to replace the high dollar blue chip American players! Just think of the money the team owners will save!

[opihimoimoi]

1. Hey, dem NBA guys learned that some time ago

The NFL guys had better hurry, some of the biggest, baddest dudes in town are selling off their body parts to the doctors collecting kineys and shit.

BTW, who are the guys that caught Saddam?? and wha happened to the 5 Hooter girls with him? Are they held captive again their will?

Them Chinese guys make about $30 per month so if the NFL gives them $25000 per year, they would sell their mothers.

[Hubert Flottz]

3. It looked to me like the Hooter gals took advantage of Saddam

long, hard and continuously for the past nine months! Saddam had been working as the person who greets folks at the Baghdad War-Mart! The Terra-ists had dressed Saddam up with a sombrero, sandals and a taco and he flew under the US forces radar, plus was making minimum wage to boot! Saddam got caught when they tried to pass him off as Santa! The kids told the good guys about the evil Santa at War-Mart and they holed him with the rabbit dogs and smoked him out!

I hear they are sending Saddam to Don King so he can set up a mariethon no holds barred cage match with the Groppenfhurer of Collie-4-knee-yaa on pay per view!

[trof]

2. They'll remote the whole season

from a former landfill behind the refrigerator plant in Guang Zhin Province.
Turn all the U.S. stadiums into mega-screen pay-per-views.
Profit margin=3000%.
Hey, it's a win-win situation.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. I heard that Brown and Scoot was already building a brand new

War-Mart stadium in downtown Baghdad! The word is they have already spoken to Jack A-Root and Bent Mushburger about a high profile cable deal! They are talking about bringing in some real 4 legged lions to Detroit, the word is!