Billions of sperm Americans will die at the hands of teenage boys

[rurallib]

this weekend. What will you do to stop this carnage of potential human life?
(I am tired and going to bed, but I can't get this thought out of my mind. will see any reaction tomorrow).
(jesus if old man Bush would have just whacked off that night.)

[arwalden]

1. Well... Not Only Teenage Boys.

I'm just sayin'.

[Deja Q]

2. Amputation isn't the answer. It's not pro-life enough.

:D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Every Sperm is Precious......

Is that from Monty Python?

I can't remember where I heard it.......:shrug:

[LeftyMom]

4. It's a song from Monty Python

Artist: Monty Python
Album: The Meaning Of Life



DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. Oh, thank you, my dear LeftyMom!

I thought it was from there......:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

7. I found the video!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9002085385040727366

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. That is so damn funny!

Thanks!

:rofl:

[barb162]

10. Pegggggggyyyyyyyyyyy

Hi there!
:hi:

(sorry I had to do that but when I think of teenage boys and sperm.....ummmmmmm)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. My dear barb!

Good to see you tonight!

I hear you about teenage boys.....and sperm!

:hi:

[Haole Girl]

5. LOL!

Never thought about it. Hey, is this a sex thread?

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

9. Won't somebody please think of the sperm?!?!

:rofl:

[liberaltrucker]

11. OHH!!!! THE HUMANITY!!!!!

:cry:, not really:)

[Ediacara]

13. Oh come on....

No sex threads!