17 beers a day...to keep the cancer away...YES!

[mduffy31]

Now I can justify drinking beer and eating pizza. This is great!

17 beers a day keep prostate cancer away

AP
Updated: 3:11 p.m. CT June 13, 2006
PORTLAND, Ore. - For many men, a finding by Oregon researchers sounds too good to be true: An ingredient in beer seems to help prevent prostate cancer, at least in lab experiments.

The trouble is you'd theoretically have to drink about 17 beers a day for any potential benefit. And no one's advising that.

Researchers at Oregon State University say that the compound xanthohumol, found in hops, inhibits a protein in the cells along the surface of the prostate gland. The protein acts like a switch that turns on a variety cancers, including prostate cancer....



http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13289882/wid/11915773?GT1=8211

[Mutley]

1. Then all you need is17 cups of coffee every day to keep liver

disease at bay and you'll be set.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/coffee-stops-liver-rot-in-big-drinkers/2006/06/13/1149964535566.html

Coffee stops liver rot in big drinkers
June 14, 2006

DRINKING coffee could help protect you from liver disease caused by alcohol, research shows.

People who drink one cup of coffee a day are 20 per cent less likely to suffer alcoholic cirrhosis than those who drink none.

And the protective effect increases with the more coffee you have: those who drink two or three cups a day are 40 per cent less likely to suffer cirrhosis, while people who drink four or more cups are 80 per cent less likely to get the disease.

The findings were conducted by researchers at the Kaiser Permanente health care organisation in California, and published in the US journal Archives of Internal Medicine.

[mduffy31]

4. Fuck

I'm gonna live forever between pizza beer and coffee i am indestructible

[seemunkee]

2. Can I get a prescription for an IPA?

an IPA a day keeps the doctor away.

[Squatch]

3. I'm on number 10. (no kidding)